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dyingonahilltop · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:23 pm

Last night, for the first time in my life, I had a wet dream. What the fuck. I mean sure I haven't jerked off in a few days, but this?

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:26 pm

wow.
was the dream about someone in particular?

dyingonahilltop · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:31 pm

No, not at all. I can't even remember what exactly i was dreaming about. I just woke up and I was jizzing in my pants.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

i thought this thread was going to be about winter's love's music major nemisis' girlfriend.

*leaves disappointed*

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:04 pm

I know what you're going through billtop. I had my first wet dream at like 19 or something and it freaked me the fuck out.

dyingonahilltop · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:30 pm

yes it was very much a

kind of moment.

Mecca · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:19 pm

I wake up in the morning and Jizz. In my pants.

Jammer91 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:11 pm

I got like 4 or 5 when I was like 13, then I learned to jerk it, haven't had once since. Weird thing is though, I still get dreams about chicks, but now I never actually get laid in them.

Pat H · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:14 pm

Jammer91 wrote:

I got like 4 or 5 when I was like 13, then I learned to jerk it, haven't had once since. Weird thing is though, I still get dreams about chicks, but now I never actually get laid in them.

some dreams do immitate real life

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:19 pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I used to get these a lot when I was 14 or so, then they kinda stopped. Which is nice, because waking up covered in jizz is never fun.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:20 pm

I always woke up like a split second after it happened.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:51 pm

fact: i've never had a wet dream.

of course, i've been single pretty much my whole life, so from about age 13 i've kept myself busy...

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:53 pm

PeopleMyAge wrote:

fact: i've never had a wet dream.

of course, i've been single pretty much my whole life, so from about age 13 i've kept myself busy...

I thought it would never happen to me. Before I said it first happened to me at age 19 but as I think about it more it was probably more like 21.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:54 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

fact: i've never had a wet dream.

of course, i've been single pretty much my whole life, so from about age 13 i've kept myself busy...

I thought it would never happen to me. Before I said it first happened to me at age 19 but as I think about it more it was probably more like 21.

i bet if i quit for a few weeks time it'd happen to me

pearljamfan80 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:54 pm

I've always jerked off enough to prevent these.

Dev · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:56 pm

ahahhahaha

I had a lot when I was little and didn't jerk it though, it was kind off frightening

Dev · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:57 pm

oh billtop only you

dyingonahilltop · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:59 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

I always woke up like a split second after it happened.

yeah.

and I've had dreams about banging chicks before (no joke, I was once in bed with Scarlett Johansson. I don't remember how that ended...), but never have I experienced phenomena such as this.

Dev · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:00 pm

it was bound to happen

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:01 pm

just like splashback

So I guess I'm 14 years old

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