Red Mosquito • View topic - I got booted from Synergy for life for this thread.

62strat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:49 am

Its very risky. i understand. but it is still bothering me...

Why are men obligated to put the toilet seat down but women are not obligated, nor threatened and damn near bludgeoned, to keep the seat up?

gay.

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:56 am

That's bullshit, just like Synergy.

given2trade · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:02 am

I dunno. At least they didn't give you the death penalty.

62strat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:07 am

Im just wondering why men are subjected to having to touch that seat of flith to please the woman. i think its a bit sexist to think that men are more willing/capable/ immune to such things....

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:08 am

I feel like I've heard this bit before.

given2trade · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:11 am

62strat wrote:

Im just wondering why men are subjected to having to touch that seat of flith to please the woman. i think its a bit sexist to think that men are more willing/capable/ immune to such things....

It actually makes a lot of sense, to me.

If we pee on a toilet seat, it doesn't effect us. If we end up sitting on our own pee, that was our fault. Women will never pee on a toilet seat and it will never effect us.

Also, they have vaginas and we like to fuck vaginas. Those vaginas throw the whole "fair" thing off.

62strat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:13 am

given2trade wrote:

62strat wrote:

Im just wondering why men are subjected to having to touch that seat of flith to please the woman. i think its a bit sexist to think that men are more willing/capable/ immune to such things....

It actually makes a lot of sense, to me.

If we pee on a toilet seat, it doesn't effect us. If we end up sitting on our own pee, that was our fault. Women will never pee on a toilet seat and it will never effect us.

Also, they have vaginas and we like to fuck vaginas. Those vaginas throw the whole "fair" thing off.

I really do enjoy vagina..

However. Lets think about this...lady sits down to pee or poo....she is the last one to have contact with said seet...so...put the seat up and touch your own germs and get it ready for the man who comes in and pee's...seat is up already...thus he wont pee on said seat.....ok so if guy poo's...leave the seat down for the woman...i think there can be a middle ground here.

SmilinSkullRing · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:17 am

Simple mathematics really. Seat needs to be down about 75% of the time anyway. Majority rule. You put the seat down.

dkfan9 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:19 am

you got booted for that thread? thats fuckin absurd.

62strat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:20 am

SmilinSkullRing wrote:

Simple mathematics really. Seat needs to be down about 75% of the time anyway. Majority rule. You put the seat down.

i dont know. id need to see some numbers on that. I have a feeling guys poo and pee more than girls....

I just need to see some proof, is all im getting at.

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:21 am

Just piss exclusively in the shower.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:21 am

Winter's Love wrote:

Just piss exclusively in the shower.

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steveo2 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:24 am

this is why i am a big advocate of the home urinal

SmilinSkullRing · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:27 am

dkfan9 wrote:

you got booted for that thread? thats fuckin absurd.

That's true.

SmilinSkullRing · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:27 am

62strat wrote:

SmilinSkullRing wrote:

Simple mathematics really. Seat needs to be down about 75% of the time anyway. Majority rule. You put the seat down.

i dont know. id need to see some numbers on that. I have a feeling guys poo and pee more than girls....

I just need to see some proof, is all im getting at.

Actually women probably pee more.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:28 am

steveo2 wrote:

this is why i am a big advocate of the home urinal

Like this?

Spoiler: show

62strat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:29 am

SmilinSkullRing wrote:

62strat wrote:

SmilinSkullRing wrote:

Simple mathematics really. Seat needs to be down about 75% of the time anyway. Majority rule. You put the seat down.

i dont know. id need to see some numbers on that. I have a feeling guys poo and pee more than girls....

I just need to see some proof, is all im getting at.

Actually women probably pee more.

i think thats a myth. When they are pregnant, yea...

SmilinSkullRing · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:42 am

62strat wrote:

SmilinSkullRing wrote:

62strat wrote:

SmilinSkullRing wrote:

Simple mathematics really. Seat needs to be down about 75% of the time anyway. Majority rule. You put the seat down.

i dont know. id need to see some numbers on that. I have a feeling guys poo and pee more than girls....

I just need to see some proof, is all im getting at.

Actually women probably pee more.

i think thats a myth. When they are pregnant, yea...

Not from my observance and knowledge.

steveo2 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:57 am

cutuphalfdead wrote:

steveo2 wrote:

this is why i am a big advocate of the home urinal

Like this?

Spoiler: show

i was thinking more like this

Spoiler: show

or for the people that can't afoord that like myself there is this

Spoiler: show

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:28 am

i told someone over at synergy to "stick a rake up your ass, rake end first, not pole end first" and got banned for it

I got booted from Synergy for life for this thread.

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