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Winter's Love
 Post subject: Chud, how did you tell your family
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:25 am 
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CHUD- "Mom, I met a girl"

Paula- "Oh, that's great Petey. Is she at school with you?"

CHUD- "No ma, I met her on the internet"

Paula- "Oh, I didn't even know you were on one of those dating sites"

Chud- "No ma, I uhh, I met her on a Pearl Jam message board. She really liked how I asked people if they were fucking serious."

Paula- "..."

Chud- "She's really cool and from Australia"

Paula- "Get the fuck out of my house"

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 Post subject: Re: Chud, how did you tell your family
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Winter's Love wrote:
CHUD- "Mom, I met a girl"

Paula- "Oh, that's great Petey. Is she at school with you?"

CHUD- "No ma, I met her on the internet"

Paula- "Oh, I didn't even know you were on one of those dating sites"

Chud- "No ma, I uhh, I met her on a Pearl Jam message board. She really liked how I asked people if they were fucking serious."

Paula- "..."

Chud- "She's really cool and from Australia"

Paula- "Get the fuck out of my house"

lol wat

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Winter's Love
 Post subject: Re: Chud, how did you tell your family
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If I told you I'd have to kill you.

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 Post subject: Re: Chud, how did you tell your family
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Winter's Love
 Post subject: Re: Chud, how did you tell your family
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But seriously, how do you tell people this and not sound like a total weirdo?

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"it all started when she saw my penis"

:?

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Did she really used to be a lezzzz?

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you are really barking up the internet relationship tree tonight, mickey.
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Replace "RM" with "eHarmony" and it becomes acceptable.
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I actually told the story of how we met on overnight am radio to 37 states and canada.

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Pizza the Hut wrote:
Replace "RM" with "eHarmony" and it becomes acceptable.

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