Well you wont believe what happened to me yesterday. The day began routinely enough, i beat the fuck out of an eight year old and stole her jump rope, so naturally i was feeling pretty good about myself and i decided to take a stroll. Well next thing i know some pregnant lady thinks she is good enough to be within 20 feet of me, to prove to her that she isn't i ripped the fetus out of her womb, tore it in half and ate it, then before she even knew what was happening i skull fucked her to death. Little did i know some bitch saw the whole thing so now she is screaming and shit so go rape her. Well her boyfriend got pretty pissed off about this and started trying to fight me so i headbutted him which of course caused his face to explode. Then i thrust my dick into the chick's heart and ejaculated in her left ventricle, killing her instantly. Then i went home and played with my new jump rope. I rule earth.
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