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PaperNapkinNotes
 Post subject: Worst Night Out Ever
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:07 am 
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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

stolen from: http://www.johnnyfirecloud.com/

best story EVER..

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 Post subject: Re: Worst Night Out Ever
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:18 am 
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hahahahahahaha oh that is good times.

that is good stuff right there
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I'm having intense deja vu

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 Post subject: Re: Worst Night Out Ever
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I'm having intense deja vu


Was this YOU?

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good story. i wonder if the person taking a shit puked too. i always hurl a lil' bit myself when i get a whiff of puke.

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PaperNapkinNotes wrote:

best story EVER..

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Truth! that was a good one, d. :lol:

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I wondered where the spike in traffic came from...
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I wondered where the spike in traffic came from...

so it was a real story then?

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i guess he didnt try to aim between the guys legs and puke on his junk...still great story :lol:

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Firecloud wrote:
I wondered where the spike in traffic came from...


hope you don't mind..

it's a fucking hilarious story..

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PaperNapkinNotes wrote:
Coach wrote:
I'm having intense deja vu


Was this YOU?

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8) :( 8)

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