only a million to buy it now? shit, i gotta jump on that deal

Free shipping. And his spelling of ensure pretty much sealed the deal for me

Q: Does it come with any moons? I need a place for my dad to live.
A: This auction is for the planet only. The moons are just part of the scenic perks of this realestate.

Q: i was just wondering what the conversion rate was for a us dollar to space dollars was..it would be great to know that before i liquidate my assests and move lightyears away..also any info on oxygen replacement? do you know where i could get a guy to swap out my lungs??
A: Well, I know if it was me that owned the planet Mars, I would be the supreme ruler. Being the supreme ruler, all forms of money would not exist. Therefore nullifying any need for a monetary conversion rate of any kind. I would bar all and any bankers, of anykind, from existing on my planet. They destroy everything. We tried the bankers way here on earth, and what do you know, they screwed everything up. All fellow citizens on mars should do what they do because they love what they do. Like say scientists. Now they do what they do from their heart. And imagine, I bet if you brought one with you to your new planet mars and gave him all he needed to live without the worries and stresses of monies, I would be willing to bet he would happily design some sort oxygen replacement system that would help all new fellow citizens of mars breath easier. Oh and by the way Mars is only a few light minutes away from earth, not light years. So It is only a few light minutes to come home for earth created holidays and special occasions.

the funny thing is that it costs money to have a listing itself. it costs even more money to have a buy it now button. someone paid to put this up on ebay

Mars is for sale huh? Cool.