Theoretically, how weird would this be?

I heard that almost half the population has herpes. So it wouldn't be weird at all.

I've been reading, apparently it's 1 in 4 girls.

and i'm the dumb one. here i thought jerking myself off was never going to get me anywhere

This is only in theory.

well in theory i have a cure for you

Pretty sure there's no cure for herpes. I know this is GD but let's get some srs responses here, k?

in trying to find a picture for this thread, let me say that i would not recommend turning your safesearch off and then googling the word herpes.

"in theory"

Already done that.

BTW guys, we are not talking about mouth herpes here.

well feel free to post the numerous pictures of dick herpes on the first page of google. i decided not to do so.

and besides, it's courtney love.

I don't want to either.

Let's say I'm theoretically calling to make an appt. tomorrow.

then theoretically i hope it works out for you and you don't have herpes?

i mean really, what do you want us to say?

I dunno man. I'm probably overreacting--I was pretty convinced I had pancreaitis earlier this year, but that would kind of blow, especially since I've never had full on sexxxx.

My friend had a herpes scare. She's still kind of a dumb slut and will probably never learn. :shrugs:

oops, i thought this was the favorite porn star thread

Good for you.