So i drive up to work today and I see a couple of extra cars. "whatever", I say. I walk up and see my two roommates in the window with guitars and I'm like "oh fuck". I walk in and meet the stangers, chat for just a second so as not to be rude and then luckily my phone rings and I head to my room. That was almost two hours ago and I'm still in here and I've heard at least four more people come in since then. The music is awful and i can hear it over my headphones (I'm trying to listen to Bright Eyes). It's praise and worship music of the worst kind. Everyone is harmonizing and I've even heard some clapping. Now I'm starving but I don't want to come out. Also, I kind of have to piss.

Tell them to get their jesus friends the fuck out of there.

do you own any slayer albums?

I'm so fucking hungry.

This is exactly what I was going to ask.

But seriously, that's an epic bummer man. You really need to purchase a flamethrower for times like these.

This had better not be a weekly occurrence, with Lost starting next week and all.

i would play some metal loudly. maybe start pounding vodka in kitchen

that's terrific!

Holy shit!!! Is that next week? I need to set my DVR.

As far as your problem goes, my folks used to do the same thing when I was a kid, but we had to participate, so I kinda feel your pain. Oh how I wish I could have those nights back.

oh my god, where did you find that? i watched it this morning! i think i found it on the skepchick web site.

start playing like devil music

Yeah, start playing Ave Satani.

where the fuck did you find your roommates?!?!

one of them is engaged to a really good friend of mine and I was looking for a cheap place when I moved to houston. It just happened. I figured they'd all be jesus-y, but i didn't realize it would be this much. They've turned off a dvd because of the amount of profanity before too. And when my girlfriend comes to visit, we have to make a big production out of pulling out an air mattress in my room that we aren't going to use at all.

that's retarded. i mean if they want there beliefs fine. but fucking eh a brotha needs to get laid.

Spoiler: show

i thought you were the homosexual type?

are you fucking serious? id be fucking like bunny rabbits if placed in the same situation. loud. nasty. sex.

you should tell them, "I don't hassle you about your beliefs"

and id keep fucking my gf until she started moaning out to god and jesus and the rest of them. loudly.