just post jokes- i'm not to worried about anything offensive.
i'll start with my favorite joke of all time
why can't hellen keller drive?
because she is a woman.
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Guy walks into a drug store...says "I need some condoms for my eleven year old daughter"
Pharmacist says: "Your daughter is sexually active at age eleven"
"Hell NO! SHE JUST LAYS THERE LIKE HER MOTHER!!!!
oh shit that's funny and sick at the same time .
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot crossed bunnies
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what do you call a woman that has lost 90% of her intelligence ?
divorced
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Because theres no snow between the Kitchen and the Bedroom
hahahahahahahahahahaha that shit is funny
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None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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bizarro-low_light79 wrote:
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot crossed bunnies
I'm not sure you picked up on the spirit of this thread.
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stip wrote:
bizarro-low_light79 wrote:
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot crossed bunnies
I'm not sure you picked up on the spirit of this thread.
I'm taking the high road, Stip...
Oh ok then, why does a woman wear white to her wedding?
To match the appliances
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What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out
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Q: What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives women crazy?
A: A hundred dollar bill.
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