When the city you live in doesn't even have interesting prostitutes to hire. I can't even buy sex that interests me.

sounds like you should chop your dick off. film it and make money

that is a good clip. aziz ansari is going places.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d6e1037cc2/mtvs-human-giant-viral-videos-from-human-giant

he is verrrrrrry unfunny on scrubs

Are you looking on the street or going to spas? I've found that you can find a decent selection at some spas. If all else fails, find an asian massage parlor and there's bound to be a busty one.

he was on scrubs? i find him really funny. he is going to be in the office spinoff with that snl chick will arnett's wife.

i dont pick up hookers on the street, thank you very much.

the asian massage parlors are strictly for rub and tugs.

the asian ones here are full service.

he is on scrubs

this thread

Scrubs still has new episodes?

It will be about PX's boob's soon. Don't worry. I give it 3 pages, though my threads usually don't make it to page 3. I don't have enough heart.

Even if I went to one of those, I don't want to fuck those women. Two reasons come to mind:

1) They might be indentured servants and I feel bad.
2) They have had a lot of dick...just that day.

I want high class. You know, the girl down the street who is doing it for the thrill.

I've never actually gotten a full service escort before...but I'm just telling you what I want.

you know what is creepy?

were you hoping reid might be that girl for you?

one last season

Have you tried college campuses?

Little Wing will assist him

eat much?

i think every thread is about px's boobs now

did you just look me up and down like a cock?