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 Post subject: PeopleMyAge's Beard
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:07 pm 
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I think it's underrated. There are a few reasons that this beard deserves a second look, which I will enumerate shortly. In the meantime, look at the above picture and observe very closely the beard in question.

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OK, here we go.

1) What this beard lacks in surface coverage area, it more than makes up for in heft. It's not an exceedingly bushy, Santa-type beard, but it has ample thickness and little to no patchiness. The length is just enough to provide an impenetrable "canopy" of hair in which skin underneath is not visible. The jungle test can be applied to beards. For example, a patchy, non-existent beard is Savannah-like. A Mecca beard is like a rain forest. This beard, due to its moderate density, is a temperate, deciduous forest. This test must be applied in order to properly judge a beard.

2) An advantage to the lack of surface area: Pleasant beard rides. Notice the area around the lips, specifically below the lips. This hair-free zone allows for beard rides with minimal follicular obstruction. Mickey's sister has highly recommended this particular beard ride and one could say she is an authority on the subject.

3) Please note the color of the beard. Many light-haired individuals have beards that are darker and of a different texture than the head hair. This beard, however, is remarkably consistent with the head hair. The creamy orange hue with a slight translucence is not only consistent on the entire head, but also adds a compliment to the Irish-tinged epidermal layer.

Overall, I would give it a 7.6.

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 Post subject: Re: PeopleMyAge's Beard
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:27 pm 
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I think it's underrated. There are a few reasons that this beard deserves a second look, which I will enumerate shortly. In the meantime, look at the above picture and observe very closely the beard in question.

Ready?

OK, here we go.

1) What this beard lacks in surface coverage area, it more than makes up for in heft. It's not an exceedingly bushy, Santa-type beard, but it has ample thickness and little to no patchiness. The length is just enough to provide an impenetrable "canopy" of hair in which skin underneath is not visible. The jungle test can be applied to beards. For example, a patchy, non-existent beard is Savannah-like. A Mecca beard is like a rain forest. This beard, due to its moderate density, is a temperate, deciduous forest. This test must be applied in order to properly judge a beard.

2) An advantage to the lack of surface area: Pleasant beard rides. Notice the area around the lips, specifically below the lips. This hair-free zone allows for beard rides with minimal follicular obstruction. Mickey's sister has highly recommended this particular beard ride and one could say she is an authority on the subject.
3) Please note the color of the beard. Many light-haired individuals have beards that are darker and of a different texture than the head hair. This beard, however, is remarkably consistent with the head hair. The creamy orange hue with a slight translucence is not only consistent on the entire head, but also adds a compliment to the Irish-tinged epidermal layer.

Overall, I would give it a 7.6.

LOL. I agree.

Though my beard is better, and similar in it's characteristics. Though mine covers more under my lips.

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 Post subject: Re: PeopleMyAge's Beard
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i don't "get" this thread

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 Post subject: Re: PeopleMyAge's Beard
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Since I'm PMA, is that incest, what my sister does to my beard?

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 Post subject: Re: PeopleMyAge's Beard
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 Post subject: Re: PeopleMyAge's Beard
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who's participating in no-shave november?

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Alex wrote:
who's participating in no-shave november?

I tried it for a week. The problem is my beard comes out really uneven, so I just look like I have some sort of skin condition. I shaved it off today because I wanted to look decent for the weekend.

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Alex wrote:
who's participating in no-shave november?


I'm in



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 Post subject: Re: PeopleMyAge's Beard
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why isn't this thread 80 pages long?


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 Post subject: Re: PeopleMyAge's Beard
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I'm almost 40 and still can't grow a decent beard.

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it's probably never gonna happen, man.


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it's probably never gonna happen, man.



80 pages or his t2b beard?

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knee tunes wrote:
Alex wrote:
who's participating in no-shave november?


I'm in



:)
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 Post subject: Re: PeopleMyAge's Beard
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Charlie wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Alex wrote:
who's participating in no-shave november?


I'm in



:)
:?



:|

nevermind

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Peeps wrote:
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it's probably never gonna happen, man.



80 pages or his t2b beard?

Turning 40

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Peeps wrote:
Spike wrote:
it's probably never gonna happen, man.



80 pages or his t2b beard?

Turning 40

:shock: Nibiru?

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Spike wrote:
why isn't this thread 80 pages long?

I have no recollection of this thread.

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Spike wrote:
why isn't this thread 80 pages long?

I have no recollection of this thread.

i was flying under your radar in 2009

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Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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why isn't this thread 80 pages long?

I have no recollection of this thread.

i was flying under your radar in 2009

I might have been in my heroin phase at that time.

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 Post subject: Re: PeopleMyAge's Beard
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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why isn't this thread 80 pages long?

I have no recollection of this thread.

i was flying under your radar in 2009

I might have been in my heroin phase at that time.

your dope phase never ended

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