The two most important things in my life are my children and my relationship with God. I'm pretty low maintenance, but I do still partake in some girly things like smell-good lotions/perfumes and spa pedicures. I generally don't wear any makeup at all (maybe some mascara), and live in my flip flops. I have a "few extra pounds" but am by no means "fat" or "BBW" or whatever, usually a size 10, which considering I have 3 kids is not so shabby. I'm a klutz, and not particularly athletic, but I am almost always willing to try new things. I have fun trying, I just may not be very good. I love playing pool and playing games of any kind really (board/video/computer). I try to have fun in every situation and laugh a lot. I like going to see shows of almost any kind, be it stand up comedy or musical theatre or dance, etc. I have an extremely eclectic taste in music, but am mostly drawn to country, jazz standards, classic rock, and acoustic/indie. I love food. It's a wonder I'm not 600lbs. I sing in the praise team at church. I'm not a big partier, though I do like to go out to a club with the girls every so often, or to a local bar to shoot pool. I don't smoke and am a light drinker.

Let's get some negatives out of the way. I am EXTREMELY impatient. I have anxiety, and I get frustrated easily in stressful situations. I can tend to make a big deal out of things that wouldn't really bother normal people (not relationship-wise but every day living... ex: my order getting messed up at dinner). I'm not a good cook. In fact, pretty much every time I cook, I either burn myself, cut myself, or mess up the food in some way. I try, but the results do not match the effort. I am very sensitive. I get my feelings hurt fairly easily. I didn't finish college, though at one time I was considered to be one of the "smart kids". I am shy around new people. I get tongue-tied. I don't have tons of time to date because my kids are my number 1 priority, I have them full-time, and babysitters are expensive.

About you...
Preferably you are in your 30s. Around my age works too. Please be height-weight proportionate. You don't have to have a 6 pack (I'm no bikini model!!!!!), but be comfortable in your own skin, and healthy. Taller than me, please!!!! (I'm about 5'7 and want to feel comfortable wearing low heels or wedges!!) I shouldn't even have to say this, but you need to be gainfully employed...preferably established (or getting there) in your career, not working a PT job at McD's. Please don't be a smoker... This is most likely a deal-breaker. Remember that I have kids and though it may be a long time before you even get to meet them, let alone anything else, if that is a problem for you then don't respond at all and save us both the time. I would definitely prefer that you be a Christian. I'm not looking for a carbon copy of myself, but instead hope that we can be energized by our differences.

If you're at all intrigued, please respond with a pic and have something fairly intelligent to say other than "When can we hook up?" For privacy reasons, I don't want to post my pic on here for all to see, but will reciprocate when you send me yours. I know that a physical attraction is a factor.

Shove it, Boner.

Up the Ass?

This is not the direction I was shooting for in this thread.

now you know how dick cheney feels

Are you drinking again?

Your spelling is good so you can't be drunk...but buzzed?

nope

i'm pretty fuckin tired though; only got 4 hrs sleep last night and just played goalie in floor hockey for a half hour(and played like shiiiiiiit/well my team as a whole was pretty bad) and then jogged like a quarter or half mile good pace

but my post was a ref to dick cheney shooting his friend

You gave me a little too much information there. Start a new thread if you want to talk about hockey.

Just kidding.

I Dick Cheney. I wonder where he will retreat to now that the death star has blown up...

This is not the direction I was shooting for in this thread.