i'm definitely not a functioning alcoholic

I want to play the piano. Sober or drunk.

i highly recommend sober, if you need sheet music let me know. (i'll hook you up)

Sweet. Thanks. Although I need a piano first. There is an old one back at my dad's, but I'm not sure how good it is.

if its in tune its perfect

I'll never get that huge thing out of the house. Even worse if I move. I think I might try and buy a piano or keyboard once I move and have money.

Who is the Piano Drunk, and wat game dit you play him at? Checkers?

the piano drunk is a man bigger than you and i combined. i played him at a game of knife driven chess. it was a bloody match, but i won out in the end. I now have to move to mexico to avoid murder charges

i play the piano better drunk

i don't think i do anything better drunk, except pay less attention to passing time

thats not necessarily a bad thing though

i play the piano drunk like a percussion instrument

I play piano pretty well drunk. But why the piano has been drinking (not me) is uncertain...