Yeah. I get home from work. Log onto facebook and BAM!

I don't know why I 'm making this thread. I mean, I don't feel bad and I was pretty much expecting it.

I guess it's just that this was the first person that I ever loved. And then one day out of nowhere he shit on me.

What am I? Chopped liver?

:|

i'm sorry to hear that. if it helps i going through tough times with my girlfriend. (and its been tough for about a year now)

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all the more reason to come to new england

Haha, yeah. It's alright though.

You know what? The thought of them banging each other kinda digusts me. Is that weird?

The thought of your ex boyfriend that you loved fucking another girl disgusts you and you are wondering if that's weird?

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No.

Hahahaha. I know. It's just that he was the first guy to break up with me so these feelings are all new to me.

When did he break up with you? How long were you together?

I think it's been 6 months or something.

That's another thing. That was fucking fast.

Edit: We were together for like 2 years and something months.

He broke up with you out of left field?

Yeah. Everything was fine. And then one night he sent me a text saying "I don't think we should talk anymore."

LOL

I think he must've met that stupid girl or just got tired of being in a LDR. Both probably.

rejection sucks, liz. Sometimes you just have to put on something poppy from your ipod and forget about it. That is, after you stick your pins in that voodoo doll.

over a text message. that's a real man

i just spent 10 minutes searching for that clip from the South Park movie with Cartman's mom and I can't find it.

I'm just listening to Neil Young right now :\

cowboy the fuck up


it happens with everyone

I know right?

Oshit here...

it....


comes!

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fuck

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his

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SISTER

Don't dwell on it Pizza! There's plenty of salami in the deli.


Four, tres, two, uno

[Will I Am]
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

[Verse 1 - Fergie]
Pizzalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

[Hook 1]
Pizzalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Pizzalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]
Pizzalicious def-,
Pizzalicious def-,
Pizzalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Pizzalicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I'm the P to the I, Z, Z, the A, the H,
And can't no other lady put it down like me.

[Hook 2]
I'm Pizzalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Pizzalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Pizzie

[Rap - Fergie]
All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
He's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Pizzalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Pizzalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

I'm fine.

I'm just exercising my right to make threads, is all. I don't use it very often.

He broke up a 2 year relationship WITH A TEXT !?!?!?!?!