not a good idea guys

(and in the scenario, i was the one with the sprained wrist)

good fuckin cardio workout though...

also not a good idea:

dressing up in a leotard, wearing one of those ear things, and rolling around on the ground with another dude.

well we were fully clothed(jeans, shoes, tshirts) and just did it on the floor of my dorm room

but wrestling and associated sports are pretty fun

sex is a sport in your neck of the woods?

oh, and rolling around on the floor with a dude while wearing normal clothes isn't much more heterosexual than doing so while wearing a leotard.

im comfortable in my sexuality biatch

apparently, so is your roommate.

here's something i never said to my any one of my past male roommates:

"yo, dude...come over here and lets wrestle."

you dont know what your missing out on

but as an aside

it wasnt my roommate
it was one of his friends(theyre both on the team)

but the concept is the same

Menage a trois?

nah one on one

good self defense skills are hard to come by ya know

You need to learn to fight rape, amirite?

and drunk assholes
yup

there's a joke about rape somewhere in here, but i won't make it.

i didnt even think that one thru

those ear things are clutch unless u wanna look like this guy

Cauliflower Ear ftw?

ftl

there is nothing win about that guys ear