Did someone say...

you can't "stir" that kind of pot

You've obviously never made brownies.

Ever tried marshmallow squares?



But back to the topic at hand. Mine hasn't reached into the toilet yet, but she seems mysteriously drawn to the kitchen trash, so we had to move it into the pantry.

I'm swimming in an ocean of piss

Now that is the ultimate pot stir-er. Please tell me you grabbed onto the large log in an attempt to save yourself from the vortex of water dragging you down into oblivion.