I left the window open and the sprinklers ruined the book she let me borrow.

Shit.

is it rare or expensive? what kind of book?

This is the same professor who is like, trying to get me a job writing book reviews.

I mean it's a paperback and I can order another one on amazon, but it's the principle.

Fuck her sister?

I just feel like a dick.

This is God punishing you for having sex out of wedlock and making fun of that fat girl in the other thread.

At least you didn't spill bongwater on it.

i bet all would be forgiven if you got Friend to ride it.

It was a Gutenberg Bible.

of the Steve variety?

Divine retribution is a bitchandahalf, Mickey.

was it a penthouse forum book you used to practice on before the big day?

For what?

Let it...dry.

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hey

don't feel bad

she doesn't care

Reviews of poetry books for a national lit magazine.

nice.

Yeah, I'm trying not to get too excited in case it doesn't pan out, but she's the poetry editor for a lit mag and she's talking to that one and another one about letting me do reviews. I did one for her class and she told me that it was better than ones she's had published? So we'll see.