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People can't eat and dog's are getting massages !?!?!??!!?

We should start one of these. How the fuck would the owner know if you even massaged the dog? Easy money.

people are homeless and people live in huge mansions

people can't eat and i consume 3-4000 calories a day

people are dying in sudan in large part due to oil and i'm using my computer, burning energy

oh, the tv's on too. and i don't think my roommates watching it. and i'm not.

I work with dogs every day...easy money, at least here...

and dogs are getting laid

dogs 2
you 0

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

So you're a turrible person, amirite?

most of us are when looking at it from the perspective of global interdependence.
but i can't concern myself too much with that; i do what i can while living happily.

FTFY

sign of dog prosperity

I'm writing a book about this sort of thing..not really about the dogs, but the people who own them...

be careful, the woman who wrote the book on the rape of nanking killed herself. somethings aren't worth knowing

i was thinking about getting drunk and ignoring/forgetting about all that while typing that actually.

but the thing that actually happens is i bring up these serious topics when im drinking, but usually in a more dark comedy way than as serious discussion.

this is more of an easy read, chick lit sort of thing..you know, I come to the house to get the dog and the owner is naked tooling herself and other fun tales..

I wonder what goes on in the back room of that doggy massage parlor.

Well duh, dogs have VERY STRESSFUL LIVES!

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