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Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:33 am

Drunk.

He just made a comment about me being a virgin.

Hope he has a good night's sleep.

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:34 am

Why do you hang out with this dude when you basically despise each other?

£ · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:22 pm **Posts:** 794

Are you ever going to drop the bomb on him?

washing machine · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:35 am

Actually I have a friend I despise too.

given2trade · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:36 am

LOL @

You should poop in his toilet receptacle. I've always wanted to do that to someone. It takes days for them to figure out that there is a piece of shit in there. They can't figure out where the smell is coming from.

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:38 am

washing machine wrote:

Actually I have a friend I despise too.

I'm trying to think if I have anyone like this and I think it's been since I had to hang out with people on theater trips in high school. I guess I just don't get it.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

Winter's Love wrote:

Drunk.

He just made a comment about me being a virgin.

Hope he has a good night's sleep.

you have two options:

1.) jerk it in his pillow.
2.) leave him an upper-decker.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

lol @ matt and i posting about upper-deckers at the same time.

given2trade · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:39 am

thodoks wrote:

Winter's Love wrote:

Drunk.

He just made a comment about me being a virgin.

Hope he has a good night's sleep.

you have two options:

1.) jerk it in his pillow.
2.) leave him an upper-decker.

I was actually going to say "you should jerk off on his bed".

~~Great~~ Sick minds think alike.

punkdavid · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:40 am

£ wrote:

Are you ever going to drop the bomb on him?

You mean like, shit on his head while he's sleeping?

punkdavid · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:41 am

The upper-decker is full of win, but you have to have plausible deniability.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

pissing in his shampoo bottle is also an excellent option.

washing machine · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:42 am

Orpheus wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Actually I have a friend I despise too.

I'm trying to think if I have anyone like this and I think it's been since I had to hang out with people on theater trips in high school. I guess I just don't get it.

Every group needs a Newman.

£ · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:22 pm **Posts:** 794

punkdavid wrote:

£ wrote:

Are you ever going to drop the bomb on him?

You mean like, shit on his head while he's sleeping?

While hitting the girl from behind, yes.

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:44 am

Or he could just get him with the first few lines from Ghostface's "Wildflower":

Yo bitch I fucked your friend, yeah you stank hoe
I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my Kangol
She put me on to mega-shit, bout to slap the bitch
She shot crazy verbal, I leaned back like I'm rich