I would still fuck #1 through #3. #4 could blow me. #5 - #7 could jerk me off. Fuck it, I'd let #8 jerk me off.

Something really bad happened between #4 and #5. I think this photo medley needs a scale. There is no way this is to scale.

This is one of my favorite images.

You’ve become such a mess. You and your crystal meth

You lost your family and wrecked your truck, I used to love you but now you suck
We were friends, among the best; You and your crystal meth

I ain’t exactly a no-drug guy, Don’t dig the way that you get high
Hope your kids don’t see you throwing up, Hope they ain’t there if the house blows up
Hope you ain’t murdered in your sleep, Up all night with that cranked out creep
You ain’t eaten and you ain’t slept; You and your crystal meth

Indiana and Alabama, Oklahoma and Arizona.
Texas, Florida, Ohio, Small town America, right next door
Blood soaked your pillow red; You and your crystal meth

This was too easy Chud.

I know. I had thought about it when then math problem thread was first made, but held off. Then as time went by I realized this had to be done.

I got 2 lulz from this thread, so easy or not, well done.

Still not my best spin off

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What was that a spin of?

Threadlocking: a method to the madness

mef gots a problem with jakes taking he whips

that was a great thread

The best part is no one at the time realized it was a spin-off. I think even nads sent me an email or something that day saying "so who cock blocked you and what skank were you hitting on?". I was all "lol it's a spin off".

Is it weird to you that you call your fiance nads? Or is this lost in the overarching weirdness that one day you can tell your kids that their parents met over dick jokes and ball avatars on the internet?

The funny thing is, her nickname being nads is probably the least weird aspect in our relationship.

Oh, and I've never called her nads outside of the internet.

Right, because that would just be weird.

I know!