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As we all know, the movies have been reflections of our own lives so many times. Everybody has problems, but not everyone watches all of the movies to gain their wisdom. Here in this thread, post your problems and we will give you advice to your problems from the movies!!
Don't forget to stop at the concession stand for some popcorn and soda!
go!
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I want to talk my girlfriend into a threeway for my birthday but don't know exactly how to approach it. She has made jokey comments about it in the past and has confessed to me that she's fantasized about other women, but I'm still scared she'll react badly. Please offer advice without quoting Chasing Amy. Thanks.
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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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Dear Tonight at the Movies, I was a successful banker who was sentenced to a life in prison for the murder of my wife and my lover. Thing is I didn't do it. I'm doing the books for my warden and I know that he is not playing his cards straight. I have evidence to prove his guilt, but I think that may be bad, because he would probably end up in the same cell as me in prison. Not to mention he often has the guard murder unruly inmates who are a threat to him. I don't know what to do. Please advise. Sincerely, Andy
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dkfan9 wrote:
i have a 2-page paper to write and i still have to do reading for it help doctor lol(z)
Try to steal the answers to the SATs with 5 other friends who quickly realize that the answer to their problems and the key to their happiness do not lie in achieving a perfect score.
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windedsailor wrote:
Dear Tonight at the Movies, I was a successful banker who was sentenced to a life in prison for the murder of my wife and my lover. Thing is I didn't do it. I'm doing the books for my warden and I know that he is not playing his cards straight. I have evidence to prove his guilt, but I think that may be bad, because he would probably end up in the same cell as me in prison. Not to mention he often has the guard murder unruly inmates who are a threat to him. I don't know what to do. Please advise. Sincerely, Andy
Plot revenge against those who betrayed you. With the help of another prisoner, escape the prison and proceed to transform yourself into the wealthy Count of Monte Cristo as part of your plan to exact revenge. Then, use clever ways of getting back at the people who wronged you using your unlimited wealth.
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Mecca wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
Dear Tonight at the Movies, I was a successful banker who was sentenced to a life in prison for the murder of my wife and my lover. Thing is I didn't do it. I'm doing the books for my warden and I know that he is not playing his cards straight. I have evidence to prove his guilt, but I think that may be bad, because he would probably end up in the same cell as me in prison. Not to mention he often has the guard murder unruly inmates who are a threat to him. I don't know what to do. Please advise. Sincerely, Andy
Plot revenge against those who betrayed you. With the help of another prisoner, escape the prison and proceed to transform yourself into the wealthy Count of Monte Cristo as part of your plan to exact revenge. Then, use clever ways of getting back at the people who wronged you using your unlimited wealth.
You haven't seen the Shawshank Redemption have you
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windedsailor wrote:
Mecca wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
Dear Tonight at the Movies, I was a successful banker who was sentenced to a life in prison for the murder of my wife and my lover. Thing is I didn't do it. I'm doing the books for my warden and I know that he is not playing his cards straight. I have evidence to prove his guilt, but I think that may be bad, because he would probably end up in the same cell as me in prison. Not to mention he often has the guard murder unruly inmates who are a threat to him. I don't know what to do. Please advise. Sincerely, Andy
Plot revenge against those who betrayed you. With the help of another prisoner, escape the prison and proceed to transform yourself into the wealthy Count of Monte Cristo as part of your plan to exact revenge. Then, use clever ways of getting back at the people who wronged you using your unlimited wealth.
You haven't seen the Shawshank Redemption have you
read between the lines, dan. read between the lines.
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Mecca wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
Mecca wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
Dear Tonight at the Movies, I was a successful banker who was sentenced to a life in prison for the murder of my wife and my lover. Thing is I didn't do it. I'm doing the books for my warden and I know that he is not playing his cards straight. I have evidence to prove his guilt, but I think that may be bad, because he would probably end up in the same cell as me in prison. Not to mention he often has the guard murder unruly inmates who are a threat to him. I don't know what to do. Please advise. Sincerely, Andy
Plot revenge against those who betrayed you. With the help of another prisoner, escape the prison and proceed to transform yourself into the wealthy Count of Monte Cristo as part of your plan to exact revenge. Then, use clever ways of getting back at the people who wronged you using your unlimited wealth.
You haven't seen the Shawshank Redemption have you
read between the lines, dan. read between the lines.
are you sure you weren't watching this:
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windedsailor wrote:
Mecca wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
Mecca wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
Dear Tonight at the Movies, I was a successful banker who was sentenced to a life in prison for the murder of my wife and my lover. Thing is I didn't do it. I'm doing the books for my warden and I know that he is not playing his cards straight. I have evidence to prove his guilt, but I think that may be bad, because he would probably end up in the same cell as me in prison. Not to mention he often has the guard murder unruly inmates who are a threat to him. I don't know what to do. Please advise. Sincerely, Andy
Plot revenge against those who betrayed you. With the help of another prisoner, escape the prison and proceed to transform yourself into the wealthy Count of Monte Cristo as part of your plan to exact revenge. Then, use clever ways of getting back at the people who wronged you using your unlimited wealth.
You haven't seen the Shawshank Redemption have you
read between the lines, dan. read between the lines.
are you sure you weren't watching this:
You gonna eat yo' corn bread?
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