The last date I went on was July, 2008. It was when I was detoxing and I posted on craigslist looking for a chick to go out with that didn't want to drink that night. Usually nothing ever comes from this stuff but a very attractive girl responded and we went out. The date was fine but for one reason or another, nothing came of it. However, somehow we have ended up as friends and we IM every few days. I have only seen her in person maybe a half dozen times, almost all at my place. She likes coming over to see my dog. She just turned 24, is in a local community college, works part time in retail, is half black AND half Jewish (though looks white and is 100% non practicing), and...wait for it...used to date reggie bush. Additionally, about 6 weeks ago she got massive boob implants. I have seen her once since then and she tried to show them to me but I had no interest in seeing post op fake boobs. Finally, she has decided that she is going to start stripping part time in Vegas. She is just waiting for the paperwork to go through. She isn't dumb though...she just got in to UCLA and UCSD and plans on transferring there soon. So if you you learn anything from this thread, there is at LEAST 1 stripper who is really putting herself through college.
For the last few months I have joked with her that this is the longest I've gone without sex. I also joke with her about hiring an escort and how much they can make a night. A good escort can make as much as $5000 in one evening, if you didn't know. Anyway, yesterday morning I get a call from her (speaking on the phone is very rare) telling me:
1) She has been up all night. 2) She wanted to wish me a happy "last day in your 20's" day. 3) She wanted to tell me that she will have sex with me before I leave for New York.
Yes, she wanted to make it very clear that she will have sex with me - she even said "free of charge" - because "everyone deserves to have sex".
I didn't know exactly what to say to her but found the whole thing pretty funny. I'm probably the only guy she has ever gone on a date with that didn't try to make a move on her. At this point she is probably just intrigued by why, if every other guy wants to fuck her, why haven't I tried?
In conclusion, I think I will have sex with her. And post about it on the internet.
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Oh the lulz is ... how can I compare/compete to Reggie Bush's dick? He was her half black side and now she is fucking her half Jew side...she will not be happy with the results.
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I don't think she cares about my stock picking skillz.
So I guess where not getting another contest then?
Well, I thought about that. I've waited to start the new contest cause I wanted to know 100% whether I'm moving to New York or not. I think it will really effect the outcome. If I stay in San Diego, the odds of near term sex (before this happened) was about 0. If I move to NYC, I think the odds go up a lot (can only go one way from 0) since I will be more energized and will put myself out there.
In conclusion, I might still do a contest even if I end up sleeping with her. Just because I find it funny.
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Awesome.
