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Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

AND I SAID YES.

Skitch Patterson · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:49 pm

RIP 2011

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

You should probably rush to post about it on an internet forum.

Charlie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:02 am

you're doing it wrong!

theplatypus · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:06 am

Congratullatio!

Skitch Patterson · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:08 am

Im wheelie happy for you.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:09 am

Can I be one of your bridesmaids?

McParadigm · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:07 pm **Posts:** 12393

Good News
You're about to join the ranks of married men!

Since time remembered, the act of pursuing and winning a woman with whom you can share the rest of your life has been a milestone event in a man's life. The sense of support and stability which marriage creates reach beyond anything you've experienced before. Equally, the challenges and struggles you are about to encounter will be unlike those you've previously encountered. Some things you'll want to know, as you start your life as a husband:

1. What the fuck were you thinking?

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:21 am

Where's Ackbar when you need him?

Just kidding dude, congratulations.

Self Polluted · **Joined:** Tue May 09, 2006 2:42 pm **Posts:** 8393

Congratulations, Harmless. Get a nice ring for yourself, then never wear it.

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

congrats harmless, i feel a little less alone now.

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

Orpheus wrote:

Where's Ackbar when you need him?

Governing 16th Century India?

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

invention wrote:

congrats harmless, i feel a little less alone now.

Prius is going to ask for a DIVORCE.

:cry:

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

Wes C. Addle wrote:

invention wrote:

congrats harmless, i feel a little less alone now.

Prius is going to ask for a DIVORCE.

:cry:

no i'll just quit rm and she'll be happy.

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

invention wrote:

Wes C. Addle wrote:

invention wrote:

congrats harmless, i feel a little less alone now.

Prius is going to ask for a DIVORCE.

:cry:

no i'll just quit rm and she'll be happy.

:sadpanda:

LittleWing · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:43 am **Posts:** 10694

I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.

McParadigm · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:07 pm **Posts:** 12393

Normal relationship: Man wears pants, woman owns and controls everything else

Good relationship: Not. That.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:31 am

Don't be bogged down by societal norms. I'm sure you'll make a lovely bride.

LittleWing · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:43 am **Posts:** 10694

McParadigm wrote:

Normal relationship: Man wears pants, woman owns and controls everything else

Good relationship: Not. That.

God bestowed to man the back of his hand to prevent this sort of thing.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:11 am

LittleWing wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Normal relationship: Man wears pants, woman owns and controls everything else

Good relationship: Not. That.

God bestowed to man the back of his hand to prevent this sort of thing.

Haha! Spousal abuse! Hilarious!

My GF just asked to me marry her...

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