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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:40 am 
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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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I'm on the couch now ready to start drinking


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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first whisky of the day is being poured


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:13 am 
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McParadigm wrote:
I've managed to cut down to a bottle of wine a night. :thumbsup:


Tonight's bottle was washed down with 3 shots of tequila.
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I usually start the night with one shot, and that's it. But being every other night is a pretty big positive for me, so.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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McParadigm wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
I've managed to cut down to a bottle of wine a night. :thumbsup:


Tonight's bottle was washed down with 3 shots of tequila.
\
I usually start the night with one shot, and that's it. But being every other night is a pretty big positive for me, so.


i love to drink but man, thats a bad combination


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:53 am 
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Doug RR wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
I've managed to cut down to a bottle of wine a night. :thumbsup:


Tonight's bottle was washed down with 3 shots of tequila.
\
I usually start the night with one shot, and that's it. But being every other night is a pretty big positive for me, so.


i love to drink but man, thats a bad combination


That's my best game. I tried cutting my cards, but I just find ways around it.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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McParadigm wrote:
Doug RR wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
I've managed to cut down to a bottle of wine a night. :thumbsup:


Tonight's bottle was washed down with 3 shots of tequila.
\
I usually start the night with one shot, and that's it. But being every other night is a pretty big positive for me, so.


i love to drink but man, thats a bad combination


That's my best game. I tried cutting my cards, but I just find ways around it.


was your response to the Ed/Obama fundraiser liquor fueled? it was a gem nontheless


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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it was a gem nontheless


I think you mean "because."


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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McParadigm wrote:
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it was a gem nontheless


I think you mean "because."


this is the "i'm drunk" thread..grammar need not apply


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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Doug RR wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Doug RR wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
I've managed to cut down to a bottle of wine a night. :thumbsup:


Tonight's bottle was washed down with 3 shots of tequila.
\
I usually start the night with one shot, and that's it. But being every other night is a pretty big positive for me, so.


i love to drink but man, thats a bad combination


That's my best game. I tried cutting my cards, but I just find ways around it.


was your response to the Ed/Obama fundraiser liquor fueled? it was a gem nontheless


agree

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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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Got a nice little story for my fellow party people out there:
Saturday we held a joint costume bday bash for my cousin and one of my best friends at our bachelor pad. It was huge. Probably between 150-250 people showed up. It was like a UW frat party.
Another friend of mine, Tucker (not Tucker Max, unfortunately) and I decided to take a "Fireball challenge." The fastest to drink an entire 5th of the stuff would earn themselves a 5th of their choice this next weekend.
My cousin and I decide to dress as Wayne and Garth. We got started pretty early, about 7 or so. I lost all concept of time shortly after this, so many of the details of the rest of the night are a little blurry. Other than the frequent high fives, "schwings," and numerous other quotes from the two Wayne flicks.
What I DO remember, however, is triumphantly finishing my fifth first, and it wasn't by a close margin. I was the toast of the party. Vindication was mine. An ex of mine and I had recently rekindled our relationship, sexually at least, so I was rather excited for the end of night, and I vowed to have taken my last drink of the evening. Needless to say, I was absolutely tatered drunk, but I felt confident that I'd make it through the rest of the party.
Tucker gave up on his 5th, and my friends started rallying to get me to finish his as well. I resisted. But after 20 or 30 people started chanting my name in unison, I caved in, and started pounding the remnants of his bottle. It was about a quarter of the way full, I'd guess. I finished the bottle, and felt fine. It was weird. i had fully expected the spew fest to begin immediately after consumption of those last few gulps, but I took it like a fucking champ. More people joined in to watch me. I was the toast of the party again.
Upon offer from my friend Cody, I decided to take a celebratory chew for my efforts. I packed the Grizzly straight, and threw a fat dip in, tucking it under the bottom left side of my gums. I feel great. The buzz is nice.
Minutes later, I come to the unfortunate realization that it's time to throw up. I run to my bathroom, lock the door, and drop to my knees in front of the toilet. It's not coming out. Even when I stick my finger down my throat.
I crawl to the bathroom sink, about two or three paces to the left of the toilet. I'm kind of tall, so I can see myself in the mirror. I look like shit. I wash my face. The girl I spoke of earlier started pounding on the door. Apparently, I yelled for her to "leave me the fuck alone." Maybe that's why I haven't heard from her since.
Then, it starts. I can feel it rising up from the bowels of my gut. I turn to the toilet, and reach with my right hand in desperation. I know I need to make my way to the head, but I can't muster up the strength to move. I start ralphing. Violently. It's painful. More people start pounding on the door. Apparently, I yelled for them to "leave me the fuck alone." Next thing I know, it's lights out for old AJ.
I wake up. I'm still in the bathroom. I feel as worse as I've ever felt in my entire life from drinking. I realize that I'm not only still in the bathroom, I was unable to avoid the pile of puke I produced the night before. In fact, I slept the ENTIRE NIGHT on top of it. There's puke everywhere. In my hair, all over my plain black shirt, there's even puke, somehow, down my pants. I must've reached down to scratch my nuts in the middle of the night.
This was probably the most disgusting experience I've ever been through in my entire life. And to any and all thinking of having a "Cinnamon flavored whiskey 5th drinking challenge," I urge you to reconsider.
Party on, Wayne.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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Doug RR wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Doug RR wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
I've managed to cut down to a bottle of wine a night. :thumbsup:


Tonight's bottle was washed down with 3 shots of tequila.
\
I usually start the night with one shot, and that's it. But being every other night is a pretty big positive for me, so.


i love to drink but man, thats a bad combination


That's my best game. I tried cutting my cards, but I just find ways around it.


was your response to the Ed/Obama fundraiser liquor fueled? it was a gem nontheless


It must have been, because I have no idea what you're talking about.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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I'm opening the Rioja right now.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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I'm opening the Rioja right now.

get some ready for mark... something tells me he'll need it

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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:35 am 
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Four 20 oz. Kilt Lifters. Probably a mistake considering I have a 4 a.m. run scheduled.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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It is okay to cancel such a ridiculous engagement.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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 Post subject: Re: I'm drunk!
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Emptied the last of the tequila. Opening a bottle of Primitivo from Puglia....just for a glass...then to bed.


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