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 Post subject: Happy Easter!
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:44 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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Some Australian friends of mine who've recently moved to Philadelphia are having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that the US doesn't get a four-day public holiday weekend over Easter (Fri-Mon) and that you can't get proper Hot Cross Buns.


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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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spenno wrote:
Some Australian friends of mine who've recently moved to Philadelphia are having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that the US doesn't get a four-day public holiday weekend over Easter (Fri-Mon) and that you can't get proper Hot Cross Buns.

Get this, Spence: you can get Hot Cross Buns all year 'round in Ireland. This makes my wife very happy.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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randallanddarcy wrote:
spenno wrote:
Some Australian friends of mine who've recently moved to Philadelphia are having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that the US doesn't get a four-day public holiday weekend over Easter (Fri-Mon) and that you can't get proper Hot Cross Buns.

Get this, Spence: you can get Hot Cross Buns all year 'round in Ireland. This makes my wife very happy.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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I have no idea what a Hot Cross Bun is, but I really want one now.


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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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I have no idea what a Hot Cross Bun is, but I really want one now.

Glazed fruity bread. The Australian girl I started dating last week was telling me all about them. Apparently every Australian is obsessed with them.

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I was a traditionalist for a long time, but I've recently been swayed towards the controversial chocolate chip variety.


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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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My kids and I scared a baby bunny out our woodpile today. We chased it a while. It wasn't super fast, and I thought we could put it in a box and give it some lettuce or something. It got away from me and darted into my neighbor's yard where their dog promptly snatched it up. The little squeak it gave out as the dog bit into about killed me.

My neighbor got the dog away, but it hadn't finished off the bunny so I had to.

Folks, I had to take a bunny's head off with a shovel the day before Easter. I am certain that the karma is going to fuck me right the fuck up.

Luckily, my kids were still one yard away. I told them that the fucking rabbit got away.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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My kids and I scared a baby bunny out our woodpile today. We chased it a while. It wasn't super fast, and I thought we could put it in a box and give it some lettuce or something. It got away from me and darted into my neighbor's yard where their dog promptly snatched it up. The little squeak it gave out as the dog bit into about killed me.

My neighbor got the dog away, but it hadn't finished off the bunny so I had to.

Folks, I had to take a bunny's head off with a shovel the day before Easter. I am certain that the karma is going to fuck me right the fuck up.

Luckily, my kids were still one yard away. I told them that the fucking rabbit got away.
so you killed the easter bunny and lied to your kids, and you think Jesus going to change his plans and stay in his grave?

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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¡B! wrote:
My kids and I scared a baby bunny out our woodpile today. We chased it a while. It wasn't super fast, and I thought we could put it in a box and give it some lettuce or something. It got away from me and darted into my neighbor's yard where their dog promptly snatched it up. The little squeak it gave out as the dog bit into about killed me.

My neighbor got the dog away, but it hadn't finished off the bunny so I had to.

Folks, I had to take a bunny's head off with a shovel the day before Easter. I am certain that the karma is going to fuck me right the fuck up.

Luckily, my kids were still one yard away. I told them that the fucking rabbit got away.



Ugh. This happened to me once, pre kids. My wife was in the garden and found 3 or 4 baby bunnies under a bush. I was on the porch with the dog. The dog leapt off porch, and bit into one. I wish we had let him finish the thing off, instead we pulled him away and I had to throw a 50 pound landscaping rock onto the damn thing. I felt really really bad.


*side note, has anyone ever noticed how many fucking fleas are on "outside" animals ? Jesus christ, I bet Batemans cat is covered!


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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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I once killed a reindeer.

was it in someone's living room?


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Skitch Patterson wrote:
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I once killed a reindeer.

was it in someone's living room?

It might have been.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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¡B! wrote:
My kids and I scared a baby bunny out our woodpile today. We chased it a while. It wasn't super fast, and I thought we could put it in a box and give it some lettuce or something. It got away from me and darted into my neighbor's yard where their dog promptly snatched it up. The little squeak it gave out as the dog bit into about killed me.

My neighbor got the dog away, but it hadn't finished off the bunny so I had to.

Folks, I had to take a bunny's head off with a shovel the day before Easter. I am certain that the karma is going to fuck me right the fuck up.

Luckily, my kids were still one yard away. I told them that the fucking rabbit got away.

Bummer dude. Sorry.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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¡B! wrote:

Folks, I had to take a bunny's head off with a shovel the day before Easter. I am certain that the karma is going to fuck me right the fuck up.



Karma isn't going to fuck you up for doing the only humane thing you could at the time. Taking it to the vet could have been an option? Expensive good deed. I say cook it, eat it and make two rabbit feet keychains out of it.

You've already used a shovel on it, so no need to be squeamish about skinning it.

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I clicked on this thread just to post this photo. damn it.


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 Post subject: Re: Happy Easter!
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¡B! wrote:

Folks, I had to take a bunny's head off with a shovel the day before Easter. I am certain that the karma is going to fuck me right the fuck up.



Karma isn't going to fuck you up for doing the only humane thing you could at the time. Taking it to the vet could have been an option? Expensive good deed. I say cook it, eat it and make two rabbit feet keychains out of it.

You've already used a shovel on it, so no need to be squeamish about skinning it.


I'm not finishing the dog's dinner.

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did you actually tell your kids the fucking thing got away or did you use a cute little voice and say da wittle bunny wabbit got away

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