Ok RM, here some lulz for you.

I set up a profile on one of those dating service sites. It's not one of those more popular ones, though. It's a local one. I haven't paid any money to subscribe as yet. I'm not sure I'm going to either. Seems expensive and I've heard terrible reviews about how they'll charge your account even after your subscription is expired. I've also read that the dynamics of these things is that if a female even clicks on a guy's profile that will give him enough confidence to pursue the female that did the clicking. This makes me hesitant to even click on anything at the site, even just to browse.

I figured because I haven't paid any money all the spam I'm getting in my email inbox now is just to entice me to pay the money to subscribe. Here's the guys they've match me to tonight. Part of me wants to try this just for the adventure of it, and part of me would rather just wait for the cute guy that comes into my work to ask me out. My sister and coworker want me to do it for the lulz, and my mother wants me to 'hold out for' the cute guy.

#1

#2

#3

#4

#5

#6

#7

#8

#9

#10

#11

According to the dating service:
#1 - #4 are 100% compatible to me

I realize this is the first impression stuff with the photos, and it's seriously superficial, but I like #2 the best out of all of these. The goatee is great.

Who the fuck do you think you are, Matty?

#7...

Are you #7?

These threads were much better when a rich jew was making them.

In before px starts posting about resorting to fucking sox the fox. He isn't half the furry creature Luke is.

It warms my heart that you've felt comfortable enough to post in my thread, Pat.

I'm just sliding my finger on a screen, nothing more

Impressive!

Hopefully, tomorrow there will be more posts about these 11 guys, and not so much with the cynicism.

Also, maybe someone can explain to me this post? Why is it being projected that I would resort to fucking a guy in a mascot outfit instead of fucking Matty's dog? I'm confused.

Did you put down petite on your profile page?

Fine
1 looks retarded
2 is probably already married
3 is blah
4 doesn't know how to have a picture taken

5 red sox fail
6 oddly positioned
7 gay
8 gay

9 will probably come out in next 2 years
10 mexican
11 gay

I put my height. It didn't ask for exact weight. So I checked off 'about average.'

I weigh 125 lbs, which I've been told is a bit overweight for my height.



All of these guys are either divorced, or never married. There isn't a category for married folks, just "separated" folks.
I agree with you, #1 does look retarded.

What's wrong with Mexicans?

Yeah cause people can't lie over the internet

Obviously there's something about px that brings out the worst in you guys. Don't blame her, it's your fault if you suck.