i have absolutely no idea how this even came to be.....
eddie vedder was doing a solo tour and it was called something along the lines of a childs dream tour. the tour sold out pretty quickly and pittsburgh was the last date. but he was really upset that adults were buying the tickets and not kids. apparently he wanted only children to be there, his way of giving back or something.
so he is super pissed about there being adults and people selling tickets etc... and aliens of some sort grow him to enormous size as part of their alien invasion so there is now a eddie watch.
me and my family are here at my house and eddie is wandering the woods that surround us. there is alien craft in the sky and i am taking video with my iphone. all the neighbors are playing pearl jam in unison and this brings him over to our apartments. he is dumping trash and throwing cars left and right. everyone retreats into my place and there is warehouse (or jimmymac) but i know its one of them.
i beg him to stay away from the window but he disregards my pleas only to have eddie punch thrown the window and break his leg. eddie leaves and we are all left to clean up the damage. i remark to my friend that i have it all captured on video and we are both just stunned.
the next day we are at a house where all the phillies prospects are at and we are discussing the rampage that just happened. i try to explain that eddie should have known adults were going to buy the tickets and he had no right to be pissed. a latino (or maybe a dominican) starts to take batting practice when warehouse and i begin to notice each prospect has a english speaking translator to help them adjust to life in america.
warehouse takes this as his opportunity to latch on with the phillies.
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