My next door neighbor's recycling bin is just outside his side door. Whenever I hear glass coming out I think, "there goes another wine bottle" then I hear an imaginary burp.

One just came out. Way to go neighbor!
I will not imagine that it might be a spaghetti sauce jar, no.

I hear my neighbors practicing for gigs. They have a rock band.

I hear my neighbors playing polish horseshoes.

I never knew the Poles had their own horseshoe game. My other neighbor resembles a mexican Ron Jeremy, but I never hear anything he does.

It's the game where you throw a frisbee at a beer bottle resting on a ski pole sticking out of the ground.

i availed my neighbors with the pungent smell of smoked sausage this evening.

I miss when Reid would tell stories of neighbors.

sex, i always hear them doing sex.

well their dogs too... although those things could be having sex aswell, so i'll stick w/ sex.

the guy next door likes to pull in with his corvette's top down blaring 80s rock. he then proceeds to sit in his parked car for a good 5-10 minutes additional minutes rocking out.

I have a similar situation. We have a neighbor who is like 40 and has one of those glass pack mufflers that are loud as shit. He comes home every night at 2 am and has to slow down in front of our house to go over a bump.

i heard my neighbor in california have his door broken down by swat and handcuffed

you should avoid those hourly rate places, jerry.

ahh, so it's not really pole horseshoes, it's just polish.