i've been using my new waffle iron a lot lately and its been great. so this morning i go to make a batch and when i open the lid the waffles rip in half stuck to the top iron and the bottom iron. so i scraped the bottom part off and got tired. at this point i had spent like 25 minutes combined of making waffles and now cleaning the iron. its now 10:30 PM and i have to scrape the top iron off but the waffle is like glued in now.

what has my life come to.

This sounds like a Bolaño story.

just wait till you read Police Rat

You have to spray both sides of the iron with some sort of waffle lubricant first. Do it every time.

I watched this episode last night and almost sought out this pic to post.

Yeah seriously Paul HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FORGET THE WAFFLE LUBE?

All you need is Lube. John Lennon said that.

Guise I wanted to go to a Waffle House when I was in Denver this weekend. FKK

Just get Denny's to go and eat it in a truck stop bathroom. Basically the same thing.

the waffle maker claims that it doesn't need any spray. i've used it with and without spray and it's always worked the same.

LAST FUCKING TIME I DO THAT

FUCK YOU CALPHALON

Well there's your first mistake.

I've never had trouble with my waffle maker.

I'm assuming you don't stick it in your ass.

yes but you never made a thread about it, did you?

I went to Denny's they had the lame excuse of CORPORATE told use to get rid of all our waffle irons because they were sending new ones.

So I had to settle for the French Toast Slam instead of the Belgian Waffle Slam.

FKK ASS FKK

That's interesting, because FKK ASS FKK seems to be precisely what Paul does with his waffles.

So are you saying Paul is Jammer?

No, I never did. It's been awhile since I've made waffles anyways. My cephalon is probably dusty now.