1. tree_ - The legend returns! A flurry of poetic incantations. A cat. Madden 2011. Ellipses. An unrequited love. We fall in love again. And then the confusion floods us. And then we get kind of worried about him.

2. lloyd dobler - Although the impact of his return might be lost on newer members of the Red Mosquito Forum, the notability of his return is undeniable. A former titan, this man's mind was laid bare for all to read years ago during an unrelenting stretch of internet usage in General Discussion and News and Debate. Reading his back catalog offers a glimpse into the mind of the modern man seeking meaning in life. A saint. A sinner. A lover. A fighter. A thinker. But most of all... a poster.

3. virginianorton - A colossal, angst-ridden welcome thread cemented this poster's prominence and continues to thrive. But a lackluster "first thread" wasn't able to capture the magic. Despite a tree_-esque title, "Three days: I dare" was a bit of a disappointment. But with theplatypus as her G.D. coordinator, a carefully timed and meticuluously worded thread could launch her to the top spot once again.

4. thodoks - This poster continues to exhibit his talent of crafting long-lasting threads. A resurrected mattress thread highlights thodoks' ability to transform the banal into the transcendent. The embodiment of staying power.

5. kosmicjelli - When a mainstay like godeatgod singles you out via a new thread in General Discussion, the notion can't be ignored. An unhinged logjam of poetic and psychologically scrambled flotsam continues to gum up the top spot of the "Release" section, and even Green Habit, the normally level-headed News and Debate moderator, lost his cool towards her. Is it real? Is it schtick? We might never know. But like Number One in this week's rankings, the mystique is what counts.

6. E.H. Ruddock - Displays of an embattled personal life have concerned many RMers. Will he keep these emotions guarded? Will he lay them nakedly? Will he filter them through an artistic prism? His approach will dictate his placement on next week's rankings.

7. px - A never-ending conflict with cutuphalfdead and Mickey keeps this poster in the public consciousness. Sources close to the situation are unable to verify the reason for the friction.

8. The Fresh Prince - A dogged persistence to persona (Will Smith avatar, username-appropriate signature) earns this poster a spot on the rankings. And he's defused a recent tiff with theplatypus with a spike-like serenity. Ubiquity done right. Will cutuphalfdead take notes?

9. Mickey - This poster spearheaded a pointed assault on Number Five in this week's rankings. Is he flexing his confrontational chops in preparation for a bigger, more difficult target?

10. Mecca - This moderator took a no-nonsense approach to the gloomy attitude in General Discussion. A calmness spread throughout the board. What lions will be tamed in the coming week?

Alright this time i'm offended.

Hahahaha I was about to ask "where's Patrick Bateman"

It's hopeless, there's no way i can ever do better anyway.

How did I go from #2 to outranked by the Fresh fucking Prince

I'm so pouting for the rest of the day.

i'm two-for-two suck my dick

how many yachts can you water-ski behind?

i'll be sure to ask cj spiller when i see him

statistically insignificant

if you had the chance to reverse look-up bruce wayne, wouldn't you?

I'd probably just join the Justice League FB group and look in the "Who's who" thread and see who says they are Batman.

i'm pretty sure this is a terrible post

Will cutuphalfdead take notes?

fyi i get this post, mecca

your confidence will be your undoing

listen man, thodoks and I have a past... a past that you wouldn't understand especially since you sold out and got married