So I'm in the office, right. I go to the bathroom to take a leak since I've been drinking delicious orange juice all afternoon. I enter the restroom and all the lights are off, which is not abnormal at 7pm on a Friday. I turn the lights on only to find there was someone in one of the stalls.

And it's not like they were asleep. I saw their shoes, I heard some slight shuffling and then... a plop.

Who poops in the dark? I mean, why? Why would anyone DO this

He probably sits to wipe.

He probably wads up his tp as well.

Sometimes you have to.

Who doesnt enjoy a good ablution in the mysterious dark? I know I do. Bathrooms
Are the most mundane of places. Turn the lights off and let the mind wander. Some good answers come in the dark. Plus we live near a leaky nuclear plant in britain just off our coast called sellafield. Sometimes yer poop glows! Always somethin to see

When I'm pooping, and especially when I'm wiping, I want to see what I'm doing.

Maybe he really had to go to the bathroom and the light was already off when he got there and he didn't have time to do a thorough search for the switch.

Or some fucker turned the light off on him midpoop..hate when that happens.

fucking shit's scared to see the light

That's actually quite likely what happened. poor dude.

Yeah this is probably it.

Anything you wanna tell us jorge?

he was afraid someone would backtrace it back to him

I hate bathrooms with motion sensor lights. For whatever reason, the sensor doesnt detect movement in a stall.

Those motion sensor hand dryers never work for me either. Except those crazy dyson airblade ones. Theyre noisy bastards.

for the record, i've never pooped in the dark. it's just stupid.

Maybe he had a migraine.

is this a poem?

Anything can be art.

For a while one of the breakers in my apartment was shorting out and our power would go out at least once a day. Scared the shit out of me when it happened and I'd be taking a dump.