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kilman
 Post subject: A girl called me tonight...
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...and she told me that she was pregnant with my kid...














...turns out it was just a joke. I'm gonna push her down the stairs one day.
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That's not right. And I am the queen of inappropriate jokes. :wink:

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That's not right. And I am the queen of inappropriate jokes. :wink:

Lozzz, I need to tell you something. Your parents believe in arranged marriages and have something planned out for the two of us. You can't get out of this. They signed your future away ages ago in a legal contract.

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don't we aussies have a great sense of humour (i.e. Hinny) :wink:

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ive had a gal call me from colorado, in a similar fashion. but heres the twist

someone had called her mother, claiming to be, and said that i was diagnosed with AIDS, and that I came all over her daughters face and body in highschool, and that she needs to be tested, cause she probably has AIDS now. now the gal had a rep to say the least, but whether it was substantiated or not im not 100% sure but the following makes me wander.

so this girl calls me, she got the number off of a coworker and knew i didnt do this. She actually asked me, did we ever sleep together in highschool or mess around? i paused, wanting to say, how big of a whore can you be in highschool that you have to ask, but instead i just said, im pretty sure we didnt.

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what a harsh joke, i think the stairs would be a fair payback :lol:

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Peeps wrote:
ive had a gal call me from colorado, in a similar fashion. but heres the twist

someone had called her mother, claiming to be, and said that i was diagnosed with AIDS, and that I came all over her daughters face and body in highschool, and that she needs to be tested, cause she probably has AIDS now. now the gal had a rep to say the least, but whether it was substantiated or not im not 100% sure but the following makes me wander.

so this girl calls me, she got the number off of a coworker and knew i didnt do this. She actually asked me, did we ever sleep together in highschool or mess around? i paused, wanting to say, how big of a whore can you be in highschool that you have to ask, but instead i just said, im pretty sure we didnt.


So does that mean you never came all over her face?
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you need to get this sick woman out of your life

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So does that mean you never came all over her face?


nope, never came on her face, or anyones face in highschool for that matter

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DMBSarah wrote:
Peeps wrote:
ive had a gal call me from colorado, in a similar fashion. but heres the twist

someone had called her mother, claiming to be, and said that i was diagnosed with AIDS, and that I came all over her daughters face and body in highschool, and that she needs to be tested, cause she probably has AIDS now. now the gal had a rep to say the least, but whether it was substantiated or not im not 100% sure but the following makes me wander.

so this girl calls me, she got the number off of a coworker and knew i didnt do this. She actually asked me, did we ever sleep together in highschool or mess around? i paused, wanting to say, how big of a whore can you be in highschool that you have to ask, but instead i just said, im pretty sure we didnt.


So does that mean you never came all over her face?



not her face, but her stupid tits and belly
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kilman wrote:
...and she told me that she was pregnant with my kid......turns out it was just a joke. I'm gonna push her down the stairs one day.



That is a fucking sick joke. Not funny at all.... well, sorta
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pee on her when she gets to the stair landing

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pee on her when she gets to the stair landing


And then set her on fire.
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Auggiestyle wrote:
superklye wrote:
pee on her when she gets to the stair landing


And then set her on fire.


A man wise beyond his years told me this once:

NeonHotdog: Anyway, there's really nothing violent about arson.

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superklye wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
superklye wrote:
pee on her when she gets to the stair landing


And then set her on fire.


A man wise beyond his years told me this once:

NeonHotdog: Anyway, there's really nothing violent about arson.


Hahahaha.

Well... there's not. Try it sometime.
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Auggiestyle wrote:
superklye wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
superklye wrote:
pee on her when she gets to the stair landing


And then set her on fire.


A man wise beyond his years told me this once:

NeonHotdog: Anyway, there's really nothing violent about arson.


Hahahaha.

Well... there's not. Try it sometime.


hahaha...that quote will not be leaving my profile any time soon. :)

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superklye wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
superklye wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
superklye wrote:
pee on her when she gets to the stair landing


And then set her on fire.


A man wise beyond his years told me this once:

NeonHotdog: Anyway, there's really nothing violent about arson.


Hahahaha.

Well... there's not. Try it sometime.


hahaha...that quote will not be leaving my profile any time soon. :)


*puffs chest out*

I am an interstate comedic superhero. Like Route 66, but with a penis.

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superklye
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Auggiestyle wrote:
superklye wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
superklye wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
superklye wrote:
pee on her when she gets to the stair landing


And then set her on fire.


A man wise beyond his years told me this once:

NeonHotdog: Anyway, there's really nothing violent about arson.


Hahahaha.

Well... there's not. Try it sometime.


hahaha...that quote will not be leaving my profile any time soon. :)


*puffs chest out*

I am an interstate comedic superhero. Like Route 66, but with a penis.

8)


HAHAHAHA!! YOU NEVER LET ME DOWN!

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kilman wrote:
...and she told me that she was pregnant with my kid...

...turns out it was just a joke. I'm gonna push her down the stairs one day.


You shouldn't push pregnant women down the stairs.

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