I have a souvenir pen from Las Vegas with a naked woman on it. I'm quite fond of it, but it's running out of ink, and I can't find a site on the internet that sells them. Anyone have any ideas?

Label NSFW links.

Imma need to see a picture of said pen.

I have a rare item to sell you, B. It's a ping-pong paddle with a rubber ball attached. It's a steal at only $200USD. A fine collector such as yourself should seriously consider this once-in-a-lifetime offer.

You can find these shits at any gas station store counter.

The ones where you flip the pen and her clothes melt off and she turns naked, right? Yeah.

I'll just entertain myself with these pornographic playing cards...

Tarot cards?

i wanted to post a pic of homer with said pen, but a google search for 'homer naked lady pen' was... well it was kind of exactly what i expected

You had safesearch off, didn't you?

Doesn't everyone?

I hope so.

True story: I've never seen one of these before in real life

These would be acceptable, but mine has a photograph of a naked redhead wrapped around the pen. She's always naked regardless of whether the pen is upright or not.