What's this guy's story?

it was a dark and stormy night.....

Really though. This internet user seems to have a storied past. I want to know.

So it is the worst story ever.

Why do people not like peeps?

I've known his last name was peoples for a long time, and I just now...just now got his username.

Because they expand in the microwave.

Have you ever melted crayons in the microwave? Way cooler then popping peeps in there.

Do they do anything besides just melt?

You take the melted crayons and mix it all together and then cool it off and it becomes one big multi-colored crayon.

ahh girl!

Little things amuse me.

If I were another poster watching this exchange I'd make fun of me right here.

BITCH GET ME WENDY'S

Or what, I have to smoke my weed by myself?

Or what, I have to smoke my weed by myself?

lets see washing,


i had joined up either just before of just after, redmosquito.de and the skyiscrape merged.

i think people either understood i had a warped sense of humor or just hated me when i asked, how many people from nirvana does it take to change a lightbulb? two, one killed himself or a joke to that effect.

i believe stonecrest pointed me to the infant GD many years ago and i think some have regretted it since. some people enjoy my bluntness and others, not mentioning names mods, dont appreciate it. of the three people i have physically met from RM, i think all three would say im pretty much the same in the real world as i am on here.

i think i got my first banning from LT and have had a list of foes since then, including oceanschild, cementshoes, our own patrickbatemen (the last two finally figured things out and we have "patched" things up) i had my own stalker on here, wtfisalever or some bullshit name like that. i was accused of hacking jerry garcia's illegitimate childs account on photobucket and writing keelie loves peeps on all her pics, and the fools believed her, never once considering if i was going to do something like that, that id be dumb enough to leave my name on it. but she had proof that i was the only one who could hack her account, because im the only one who could figure out her password was her username and the people she gave her password to would never do that.

i have probably been banned about 5 or 6 times for various reasons which i havent always agreed with and there have been several instances where i would have banned myself but the mods at the time didnt even blink (kinda funny in a weird way)

i call smileinmytree family jewelz, but not cause i think shes nuts. i talk to seatown atleast once every two weeks or so. delightinouryouth has a hysterical video of himself at a amature(?) standup night, which two of his jokes made me almost tinkle myself.

buck, or droppinordinance introduced me to a few good songs on here and also shares my love for 1970-80's debbie harry

i tend to lump all new england fans in the same category

sometimes i will post while naked, but only if warehouse requests it

my post reply and new topic button is missing from N&D

i have a badly damaged big toe from a slash i took playing hockey over 9 years ago, and i posted a picture of it, id probably be banned

sometimes when i clean my belly button out, its like im working a cotton candy machine at a fair, i just stick my finger in it and twirl it around

i was in philly and only met nat, warehouse and james probably would have killed me had i met them

oh yea, you and me...we are friends on face book

my favorite thread ever is the how many 5 year olds can you fight at one time

ill make cookies and they will be here when you get home?

y'all live with your moms and still smoke at home?

oh, and reid. mr kraus gave me the nickname of Peep in kindergarten because in gym class he told us to be quiet and that he didnt want to hear a peep, so naturally that was my cue to say Peep.

he promptly tied me up in a net sack that is used for various types of gym class balls, such as wiffle, football, kickball, basketball and others, and then tied me to the basketball rim

years later i believe he was arrested for molesting young kids, though neither my classmates nor i ever recall him doing that to any of us