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 Post subject: the one where parch is gonna be a bitch for a sec
PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:50 am 
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about some girl shit. AIGHT??

So I was in Austin last weekend visiting some buddies, and I meet this girl, who's a friend of a friend, before we head out. Super cool, laid back, very attractive, all that noise. So we go to 6th street, a group of six of us, have a great time, and me and this girl sort of break off from the group and wander around on our own, holding hands and all that cuddly shit.

So anyway, this goes on for awhile, and then we get back to my buddy's house, and he's got a bed open, which me and said girl use to great advantage that night. Next morning, we do some light stuff before she heads off to work. We had a pretty laid back and short text convo yesterday that accomplished nothing at all, because texting was invented by Communist Nazi Bolsheviks in 1974 Warsaw to make all of 00's American culture painfully awkward but FROM A DISTANCE SO ITS OKAY.

So what's my move here? I live an hour and a half drive from Austin, which isn't too far for a relationship that matters... but this isn't there yet, obv. How often do I go back/straddle the line between interested and LET ME SEE YOU NAKED AGAIN PLZ. And I'd assume Saturday night would indicate her interest but wtf do I know, I'm always a bitch about these things and overthink them.


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Also, no sister.


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What's the question here, exactly?

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parchy wrote:
And I'd assume Saturday night would indicate her interest but wtf do I know, I'm always a bitch about these things and overthink them.





estrogen post.

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man this thread's gonna be allImage in no time

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man this thread's gonna be allImage in no time

big titted?

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Mecca wrote:
thodoks wrote:
man this thread's gonna be allImage in no time

big titted?

let's talk cargo shorts and open-toed shoes before it gets too late

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Pics, plz.

Now seriously, we need pics to judge if she is worthy the fuel.

On a side note, unless she is the kind of cool girl that reveals to be super frickle as a Zooey Deschanel's character, it may work.

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grease-stained cargo shorts*

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super frickle?

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yeah i bet ol' parch used a spot of that queefgrease to send things into overdrive sunday mornin'

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Austin: YEAHYEAH WE BEEN URBAN SPRAWLIN EVER SINCE WE LET THEM BLAX START VOTIN

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super frickle?


Or some word similar. :lol:

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Kris posting at night is a glorious thing.

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Human Bass wrote:
px wrote:
super frickle?


Or some word similar. :lol:


"fickle" :wink:

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Kris posting at night is a glorious thing.

Image

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theplatypus wrote:
What's the question here, exactly?


I mean, if she likes Animal Collective because she read pitchfork once, shouldn't I have stuck that cucumber in her?


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parchy wrote:
Also, no sister.

Damn!

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Parch.
Don't be an asshole.
Just give her a call.
It's the reason this thread was started in the first place.
Just give her a call.
We all want you to do it..
Just give her a call. Be honest with her.
Please. Just do it.
Give her a call.

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once your guys' daughter starts bragging about your gamer cred you know shopping for linen shorts can't be too far off

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