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 Post subject: I don't like my birthday because...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:26 am 
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I feel like people consider themselves obligated to be nice to you and it makes me uncomfortable. So, I tend to try to spend the day alone and in peace.

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The sub shop down the road gives you a free meal on your birthday. That's kind of nice.

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that's exactly why I love my bday.

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In this life, If you don't celebrate yourself, nobody will.

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I don't need people to celebrate me.
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Mecca wrote:
In this life, If you don't celebrate yourself, nobody will.

He's talking about birthdays not masturbation.

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Beef wrote:
Mecca wrote:
In this life, If you don't celebrate yourself, nobody will.

He's talking about birthdays not masturbation.

that doesn't really fit.

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Orgasms fits.
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tree_ wrote:
Orgasms fits.


If someone gives you a b-day gift ask if you can exchange it for some of these.

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Won't that be creepy? I've been called creepy enough times already. Even when I'm joking, ... especially when I'm joking.
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Won't that be creepy? I've been called creepy enough times already. Even when I'm joking, ... especially when I'm joking.


Yeaaaah, probably would be if it was a gift from your mom.

Plan B: Accept birthday wishes with grace and gratitude.

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Grace, gratitude, and spite.
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tree_ wrote:
Grace, gratitude, and spite.


12 fuming ounces worth?

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free shots and desserts!

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free spite!

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Charlie Manson decided to commit "Helter Skelter" at the Folger Estate at the moment I was being birthed onto the Earth. :shock:

Also, the Nagasaki Hbomb was dropped on the date of my birthday.

I usually have a shitty birthday.

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Saddam Hussein was executed on my birthday.

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