Because I'm just the ultimate fucking douche lately. I'm not altogether feeling very good, and I fucking went fucking crazy on another forum yesterday and flounced off like a fucking queen... made an 'I'm leaving thread' and everything.

So what's the solution? I am a sad little bawbag and I think the answer - I've thought about it a lil' bit - is to shut down the Internet. I would just turn off mine, but then, if I can't enjoy it without being a douchebag, why should anyone else?

I think I'm going to destroy the Internet at 07:00 hours tomorrow morning. My time.

Or you can stop posting for a few days and try to feel better?
I swear if you destroy the internet im gonna be so pissed

There's still time. I need to think about this.

Don't do that. If it's any consolation, I could use the support too.

Yeah, I dunno. My head's a mess today - was yesterday too. I might feel better tomorrow, might not. But chin up eh?

Yeah, chin up, keep pushing on, and see how you feel tomorrow.

rinse and repeat

I thought about making a elaborate goodbye thread at the MGMT forum.

Well MGMT is pretty elaborate.

Seriously though, apparently if you start a thread saying I'm done with this, and saying exactly why, you're 'seeking attention' from the entire Internet. Pish.

Oooooh, that doesn't go down well on message boards. *gulp*

Mine basically would have been seeking attention because I never actually posted on the forum.

Well then I'd say you should definitely do it.

It goes down worse than the Coalition.

Nah, the moment has passed.

Gotta catch the moment.. the impulse.. the big wave.. 'em all.

Harmless, do you know about the German ET porno?

Shit, no I don't. Should I?

Just google it.

Safe search: off.

This is always my first question when someone's not feeling their cheeriest.