The last couple of weeks I've been driving around to various ob/gyn offices throughout the city picking these things up. I honestly think that my car has taken on that peculiar aroma due after days and days of this. I sort of wish the lab would have just kept me ignorant of what it is that I'm picking up, but then again the nose never lies.

The odor of a vaginal plume in your car can be good or bad, Reid.

vaginal swabs, aka: my dick

What do you think that stagnant fish odor does for the resale value of a mazda rx8?

"It's a real pussy magnet. Seriously. Just jump in a take a good whiff."

I understand this is SOP in Humanbasslandia

Reid what the fuck do you do for money?

pretty sure this belongs in the pap smear thread

Food and debate?

i've been looking forward to your matriculation all term

I'm in my final trimester.

What is the weirdest about this job is walking past a room full of patients as I carry out the specimens. Would that make anyone else feel awkward, or is it just me?

It's probably just gas.

Wait, what?

This thread is obscene.

Lenny, this is my new job. It's not obscene, but there are parts of the job that I would like to describe and vent about using the psuedo-anonymous element that a niche internet forum has to offer.

I just hope that some of the odors don't become an association relationship for you with some of the PJ songs you have been listening to. Wouldn't want you to hear a beautiful performance of "Garden" and immediately think of plume scents.

The odor part of this thread was completely fabricated in the name of posting.

I am beginning to associate the long stretch of the sw freeway with daughter tags and houston's medical center with encore sets, though.

Reid Schroder post.