...every single other thread on RM with the 500 posts please. If we do that, I think we'll make it. It's our only chance.

B, you know this is true. If you can't do it, I'll have no choice but to think you're being an antagonistic bastard.

not one of your best ideas harmless

i think this idea has legs

Merry Christmas, Matty.

who are you

merry xmas paul. now that i moved to a larger place you and mrs invention have a place in montreal where to stay when you visit. that's who the fuck i am.

oh hey whats up

i still have a small studio so you're welcome to snuggle up with me and mrs invention anytime you want

I haven't had any others.

if we merge, will we be devastator, bruticus or menasor?

Merge the threads. Consolidate all your debts into one easy payment!

Randolph Duke: Exactly why do you think the price of pork bellies is going to keep going down, William?

Billy Ray Valentine: Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it.
[on the ticker machine, the price keeps dropping]

Randolph Duke: He's right, Mortimer! My God, look at it!