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theplatypus · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:20 am

I am very glad to announce that my good buddy Tango D. Dog has just become the proud father of six very confused, very sticky labrador puppies.

Yes, we are mindlessly and very unapologetically contributing to the worldwide problem of pet overpopulation.

Both mother and puppies are healthy and in good spirits, albeit still very confused and sticky.

Expect a ridiculous amount of pictures when I get there (in less than 40 days!).

PS: This has nothing to do with the "I did a terrible thing" thread.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:27 am

Here's a picture my brother took of Tango waiting outside while his wife was in labor. He looks so nervous! And slightly vacant.

mastaflatch · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:27 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFgNTmqrCsw

Buffalohed · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:37 am

yay tango

Pizza the Hut · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:27 pm

Congratulations, Tango!

P.s Please Spay/neuter your pet's y'all ^_^

Fortuna69 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:48 pm

I bet I won't get a thread when I've had my baby. The only person whoever asks how I feel is bateman. :-(

Stupid dog.
;-)

theplatypus · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:50 pm

I'm well aware your baby was due a few days ago and yet he/she has not arrived! See, I'm an avid reader of your Facebook statuses.

So how are you feeling?

theplatypus · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:50 pm

Pizza the Hut wrote:

P.s Please Spay/neuter your pet's y'all ^_^

Don't lecture me, lady.

Doug RR · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:51 pm

Fortuna69 wrote:

I bet I won't get a thread when I've had my baby. The only person whoever asks how I feel is bateman. :-(

Stupid dog.
;-)

Fortuna69 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:56 pm

theplatypus wrote:

I'm well aware your baby was due a few days ago and yet he/she has not arrived! See, I'm an avid reader of your Facebook statuses.

So how are you feeling?

I don't write much on facebook!

And I'm fine. I just wanted some attention. :-D

theplatypus · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:57 pm

UPDATE: I've just been notified by my mom that there aren't SIX dogs as originally believed, but NINE.

NINE puppies.

Way to go, Tango! What a stud!

:thumbsup:

washing machine · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:59 pm

Congratulamentados Tango!

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:49 am

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:49 am

Pizza the Hut · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:49 am

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUking cutie!!!

godeatgod · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:51 am

awh

steveo2 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:54 am

i think i want to get a black lab one day

bmacsmith · **Joined:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:52 pm **Posts:** 8288

congrats! when does the strongest one kill and eat the rest?

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:31 pm

Day 1 of life.

Not quite so sticky anymore. Still very confused.

ThumbingMyWayToNFLD · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:21 pm

Awesome, man! :thumbsup:

I was going to breed my Bernese, but decided to cut off his balls instead as per the breeding contract.

Poor Eddie.

Just wait until the day when those pups open their eyes for the first time. There is no way that you won't instantly turn into a blubbering idiot at that sight.

Congratulations, Tango the Dog!

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