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 Post subject: I love my local newspaper.
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Let me give you a little backstory. This is tragic, so bear with me. This young, mentally retarded girl died after having an accident on a 4 wheeler with her mom. That's very sad. On the front page of our paper, there is a picture of the obviously down-syndrome girl beside the article describing the events leading up to the tragedy.
First line of the story, I swear to god:

'Lilly Joy Gamel loved to hug people.'

How can I not laught at that?


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I hate you for making me laugh at that.

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:lol:

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So very wrong, yet so very funny.

Thank you JS.

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*stares*

*pees.....a little*

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bullet proof wrote:
I hate you for making me laugh at that.


its THEM, THEY wrote the article, they should be ashamed.
found it online:
http://www.gosanangelo.com/sast/news_local/article/0,1897,SAST_4956_3429160,00.html


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jayscott_ wrote:
bullet proof wrote:
I hate you for making me laugh at that.


its THEM, THEY wrote the article, they should be ashamed.
found it online:
http://www.gosanangelo.com/sast/news_local/article/0,1897,SAST_4956_3429160,00.html



Why is that so funny? I'm seriously laughing really really hard, and I'm so going to hell for it!

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After reading the whole thing it's kinda less funny, but then you go back to that first line.... Hehe.

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Who puts retarded people on 4 wheelers anyway? Look what happened to Ozzy.

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Buby wrote:
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After reading the whole thing it's kinda less funny, but then you go back to that first line.... Hehe.


she also, apparently, loved to tease.


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why doesn't her dad know the medical name of her condition?

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Who puts retarded people on 4 wheelers anyway? Look what happened to Ozzy.


:lol:

Oh god that was funny.

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"Her mother, Merlina Gamel, 45, was driving the four-wheeler about 5:20 p.m. Dec. 18 when she turned a ''blind corner'' near Katemcy and crashed into a one-ton pickup truck. "



WTF?! Why? I thought four-wheelers were a off-road thing?

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I wonder what her RM username was?


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jayscott_ wrote:
Buby wrote:
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After reading the whole thing it's kinda less funny, but then you go back to that first line.... Hehe.


she also, apparently, loved to tease.


So she was a bully?!

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jayscott_ wrote:
Buby wrote:
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After reading the whole thing it's kinda less funny, but then you go back to that first line.... Hehe.


she also, apparently, loved to tease.


dude

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Gimme Some Skin wrote:
Who puts retarded people on 4 wheelers anyway? Look what happened to Ozzy.

I love you

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I wonder what her RM username was?


'Peeps'


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Fat yet Eager wrote:
I wonder what her RM username was?


PJDoll

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jayscott_ wrote:
she also, apparently, loved to tease.


Teasing a one-ton pickup truck in a four-wheeler is bad.

Even for moms.

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