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evadvalf
 Post subject: Forgot to wash my hands after cutting jalapeños
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:22 am 
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you gotta be clothed in the kitchen, pal. it's a sanitary matter.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:05 pm 
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Apparently putting cooking oil on your hands helps. When cutting chilli.
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Spike
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Fortuna69 wrote:
Apparently putting cooking oil on your hands helps. When cutting chilli.

oh, so the chili slips out of your hands and directly into your eye socket? real nice.
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Kosmicjelli
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im hoping you didnt masturbate after that...

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im hoping you didnt masturbate after that...

i think he implied that he did

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Mecca wrote:
Kosmicjelli wrote:
im hoping you didnt masturbate after that...

i think he implied that he did

lmfao.... shiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttt...

well....hell

imspeechless

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Kosmicjelli
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dude... if I had a nickel...

youd give me a pickle?

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Mecca
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Kosmicjelli wrote:
Delight in our Youth wrote:
dude... if I had a nickel...

youd give me a pickle?

you might like it too much

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i get this all the time

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Kosmicjelli
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no,

YOU
just might like it too much

after all

the quest for the holy taco

might set you on fire....


worse than just trying to jalepeno hand twisting of one's meat thinking they are making a holy taco

backdoor man
then id never get rid of you...

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Kosmicjelli wrote:
no,

YOU
just might like it too much

after all

the quest for the holy taco

might set you on fire....


worse than just trying to jalepeno hand twisting of one's meat thinking they are making a holy taco

backdoor man
then id never get rid of you...


so you're saying that your vagina would make my dick burn? and to solve this problem you'd let me hit the dirt path?

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evadvalf
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Kosmicjelli wrote:
no,

YOU
just might like it too much

after all

the quest for the holy taco

might set you on fire....


worse than just trying to jalepeno hand twisting of one's meat thinking they are making a holy taco

backdoor man
then id never get rid of you...


Black taco?

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Mecca
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spanish fried rice?

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lots of lack of vaseline in this thread...

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i'm basically pre-engaged with this thread

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