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 Post subject: Farting "too much"
PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:03 pm 
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Is this possible or is this just a positive sign for healthy digestion?


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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:05 pm 
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define "too much".

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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
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define "too much".



I was hoping we could accomplish this in the thread. Im not sure if there is a too much...


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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:08 pm 
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There's most definitely a too much.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:29 pm 
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i fart a lot after drinking a glass of milk or eating cereal with milk. its usually clockwork too...exactly 30 minutes after and i just fart like crazy. the farts are what i like to call "clean farts" because my milk farts do not smell but they sure make a lot of noise. usually lasts for half a day.
so i guess this puts into question what kind of farts are we talking about?

is it all variations? juicy? sour? stinky? deadly? silent? rotten?

i mean...each type of fart is like a different sign of whats going on in there.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
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somebody notify me if this thread veers into unexplored territory

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Alex wrote:
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Spike wrote:
Alex wrote:
somebody notify me if this thread veers into unexplored territory

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are there any banana bunkers in the spike household?

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I think the banana bunker may deserve its own thread.

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Spike wrote:
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are there any banana bunkers in the spike household?

watch it, mister.


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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
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I think the banana bunker may deserve its own thread.

Is it SFW?

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cutuphalfdead wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
I think the banana bunker may deserve its own thread.

Is it SFW?

absolutely.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:40 pm 
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Gas is natural, and the average person produces about half a liter a day. This is normal day to day production. If it gets to the point that it gets painful, go see a doc.

I just had my gall bladder removed last week. Emergency cholecystectomy (sp?) on Valentine's Day, yay!!! Gas pain was part of what sent me to the ER.

Some things that can cause excessive gas (and pain) are gall bladder disease, IBS, Crohn's, and unhealthy diet.

Also, if you happen to be sensitive to gluten like me, that can also contribute to the whole thing.

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surprised Peeps hasn't shown up


that would be if this thread had to do with the SHARTS.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
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my boss farts a lot. Maybe too much.


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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
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toxic smelling ones would be filed under "too much." lol.


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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
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This reminds me of my childrens book, If You Flung Poo Too (You Wouldn't Know Whose Poo Was Whose...Would You).


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 Post subject: Re: Farting "too much"
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I do this at work sometimes. Luckily I'm a lighthouse operator, so there's is noone around to smell them. One of the many advantages to being a lighthouse operator.


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