Clayton teacher strips at school, arrested
By Ty Tagami


The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

3:31 p.m. Wednesday, April 27, 2011

A school teacher who may have been upset about losing his job was arrested after he disrobed at his school and walked around naked.

Harlan Porter was caught by another teacher walking the halls of B.C. Haynie Elementary School in Morrow with his clothes off, according to a police report obtained Wednesday by the AJC.

It was around 3:20 p.m. Friday, after the students had gone home, and no child saw him naked, said Capt. James Callaway of the Morrow Police Department.

"Had he been seen by students, he would have been charged with child molestation," Callaway told the AJC.

Porter, 31, was charged with public indecency and indecent exposure, and booked into the Clayton County Jail. By Wednesday, he was out on a $2,000 bond.

The charges are a misdemeanor on a first offense, and Porter has no prior convictions, according to the police report.

Clayton County school system officials could not immediately be reached for comment.

Callaway, the police captain, said Porter was a teacher at B.C. Haynie but that he'd learned before the incident that his contract would not be renewed.

The police report says Porter had been behaving unusually. Teachers told police that he was a vegan who'd sworn off soft drinks, yet he'd gone to Taco Bell for tacos in the hours before he stripped.The arresting officer wrote in the incident report that Porter spoke of a "new level of enlightenment" and said "he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open.""I then explained the obvious problem with his third eye being opened in public," the officer wrote. "He readily agreed that his decision to remove his clothing posed a problem and stated that he understood why I would likely have to place him under arrest."

Porter put his clothes back on at the officer's request, and the officer then double lock handcuffed him into the back of a police cruiser.

Porter told the cop that he understood his career with the Clayton school system was probably over. He said he still wanted to teach, but "on a new level, with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm."

And to think kosmicjelli never told us she had a brother.

his third eye was probably open because taco bell gave him the shits. lol.

I love how the cop made the third eye joke.

sounds like a Tool fan to me

Is it wrong that I totally want some Taco Bell now?

were all brothers and sisters
unlike your thinking...



and you know what? the system sometimes makes you go fucking out of your mind

I think he was just replaying in his mind the Alanis Morrisette video "Thank You "

LMFAO

the girl at work said "Hey thats you in that video, now get your clothes back on you crazy hussy!"


OMG hilarious

That was great. Just all of it.

leave him alone he's thinking outside his bun

I gotta get some of that Taco Bell. Mmmm... volcano taco with LSD sauce and mushrooms.

Ive got one here in Oz on the corner of Douglas and 30...

cutuphalfdead- lol. third eyes are a private thing and shouldnt be molesting the eyes of our nations school children. this shit is too fucking funny.

I laughed all day about this thread.

Anybody any thought on this? lol


I think its fantastic....


This thread had me laughing all night...