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given2trade · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 5:14 am

did a search, couldn't find it.

i don't think this is controversial.

it's been a month now and i still have lump on my ass.

my ass also itches like hell.

i assume it's a hemroid. i've never had one before.

at some point i need to:

1) stop writing four or five words in sentence fragments and hitting return

2) buy preperation h

3) go see a dr.

3) go see a doctor about this

edit:

4) when distracted and answering a phone call during a posting, make sure you don't repeat #3 twice

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 9:05 pm

what's a hemroid?

Hemorrhoid

given2trade · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 9:08 pm

PeopleMyAge wrote:

what's a hemroid?

Hemorrhoid

Yes, we've been through this before. I'm spelling it phonetically. Looks like you have something stuck up your ass, too.

given2trade · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 9:09 pm

http://www.hemorrhoidshemroids.com/

Quote:

HEMROIDS / HEMORRHOIDS - What they are, their Appearance, Signs and Symptoms, Causes and Preventions, Home Remedies, Relief, Types and Surgery.

So some people are ok with this spelling.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 9:28 pm

i was only fucking with you, but whatever

given2trade · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 9:31 pm

PeopleMyAge wrote:

:haha: i was only fucking with you, but whatever

the previous thread that i thought was deleted also had similar fucking with me

you try having a sense of humor with a lump hanging off of your ass for a month.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:53 pm

Well? Was it?

given2trade · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:20 pm

been over 3 years! god am i a moron

Charlie · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:21 pm

given2trade wrote:

been over 3 years! god am i a moron

how long have you been tucking them back in?

given2trade · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:22 pm

Charlie wrote:

given2trade wrote:

been over 3 years! god am i a moron

how long have you been tucking them back in?

18 months? It used to be very infrequently.

Kosmicjelli · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:26 pm

given2trade wrote:

been over 3 years! god am i a moron

out of the mouth of babes

Mickey · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:26 pm

Haha nothing.

Charlie · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:27 pm

you know its gonna cost like 10 times as much to get this fixed now compared to if you had gotten them fixed 2 years ago. your ass has become a horrible investment matty.

given2trade · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:33 pm

terrible ROIC

spelunking · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 am **Posts:** 362

giventotrade- what other subjects do you make lots of threads about

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:53 pm

Online dating profiles...unfair bannings...uh the list goes on

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

is this the new given2trade's ass forms a hemroid thread?

theplatypus · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:56 pm

spelunking wrote:

giventotrade- what other subjects do you make lots of threads about

spelunking is my favorite GD poster.

given2trade · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:57 pm

I don't really make threads anymore. But yah, they were usually about RM, my ass, or my dating life. Sometimes, a thread might be about all three.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

theplatypus wrote:

spelunking wrote:

giventotrade- what other subjects do you make lots of threads about

spelunking is my favorite GD poster.

his complete inability to comprehend the nuance of the "quote" function is almost incomprehensibly endearing

was my hemroid thread deleted?

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