Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 44183 Location: New York Gender: Male
So my wife is having a baby. It's due at the end of May. It may come out earlier cuz she's a type one diabetic and a little older so they're monitoring her really closely and will perform a C section if the fetus looks like it's in distress. Also, she doesn't want to find out what it is, and we're working under the reasonable assumption that it's mine. With those caveats, what do I need to know?
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Joined: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 12509 Location: Pittsburgh Gender: Male
In more important news:
Congratulations Brian!
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Joined: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:00 am Posts: 16093 Location: dublin Gender: Male
Put the food in one end, clean up what comes out the other end, keep your eyes on them every second the minute they can walk..the little nose miners are lightning fast once they get toddling..keep em away from sharp objects and matches&lighters and all will be well.
And congratulations
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Mecca wrote:
Most parents aren't posting on RM because they're busy taking care of their kids.
Kids! Shit! I forgot!
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Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 44183 Location: New York Gender: Male
Dev wrote:
what do you mean working under the reasonable assumption that it's you?
well you KNOW it's hers cuz she's carrying it
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
He means that he's unaware that I've knocked up his wife.
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