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 Post subject: Things John McCain Can't Do
PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:46 pm 
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Senator McCain can't raise his arms very high.

Do we really want a President who can't:

raise the roof
hail a cab
football ref
YMCA
paint the sistine chapel
jumping jacks
trouble with overhead compartments
hold on on the t
can't climb a rope
or ladder
cant put the angel or star on the christmas tree
can't do pullups
can't do the wave
can't golf
throw a football
can't serve in tennis
can't spike in volleyball

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 Post subject: Re: Things John McCain Can't Do
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the more incapable the president the less damage he can do right?

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 Post subject: Re: Things John McCain Can't Do
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But I mean, c'mon, imagine John McCain at a baseball game, the wave comes all the way around, and he looks like a retard who can't bend his arms very far.

Or the YMCA, that's an american tradition!

And jumpingjacks and pullups! He can't even pass the Presidential Fitness takes the kids have to take in elementary school!

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 Post subject: Re: Things John McCain Can't Do
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did you ever notice the link between arena songs and sexual deviance? (relative term i know) YMCA and we are the champions both gay pride songs, and we all know about gary glitter.

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he can push the button that will destroy the world.

that's really all that matters.

i don't care whether my president can golf or not.

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did you ever notice the link between arena songs and sexual deviance? (relative term i know) YMCA and we are the champions both gay pride songs, and we all know about gary glitter.

do you really wanna hurt me??
do you really wanna make me cry??

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mecca2687 wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
did you ever notice the link between arena songs and sexual deviance? (relative term i know) YMCA and we are the champions both gay pride songs, and we all know about gary glitter.

do you really wanna hurt me??
do you really wanna make me cry??


Have they ever had an arena song, though?


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Well, he's got a game face. All great Presidents have one:

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now the other contenders....

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If someone can find an unflattering photo of Obama ANYWHERE on the internet, you're a better person than me.
I looked for a long time.

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 Post subject: Re: Things John McCain Can't Do
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You didn't see him bowling?

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You didn't see him bowling?

Your arm really doesnt go any higher than your shoulder when bowling.

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 Post subject: Re: Things John McCain Can't Do
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
LittleWing wrote:
You didn't see him bowling?

Your arm really doesnt go any higher than your shoulder when bowling.



It does if you have a proper follow-throw, at least the forearm does.

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 Post subject: Re: Things John McCain Can't Do
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Win the general election, hopefully.

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If someone can find an unflattering photo of Obama ANYWHERE on the internet, you're a better person than me.
I looked for a long time.


i think him posing in front of a superman kinda makes him look like a jerk. i saw the guy speak, it wasn't the same as when i saw superman speak. :shake:

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It should be noted that Superman is also more black than Barack Obama.

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ManiacalClown wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
LittleWing wrote:
You didn't see him bowling?

Your arm really doesnt go any higher than your shoulder when bowling.



It does if you have a proper follow-throw, at least the forearm does.


I think it applies more to the upper arm for John McCain's disability.

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px wrote:
If someone can find an unflattering photo of Obama ANYWHERE on the internet, you're a better person than me.
I looked for a long time.


i think him posing in front of a superman kinda makes him look like a jerk. i saw the guy speak, it wasn't the same as when i saw superman speak. :shake:

superman went back in time to make sure i was listening to the speech.

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It should be noted that Superman is also more black than Barack Obama.


the blackness of superman matters!

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he can push the button that will destroy the world.

that's really all that matters.

i don't care whether my president can golf or not.


Not if we make sure the button is located above his shoulder level. :)

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