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pjammer66 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:21 pm

http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html

Warning...may involve some reading for GD patrons with a low attention span.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:54 pm

Please stop.

pjammer66 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:08 pm

jesus! Platypus...dont tell me that joke went above your head too? I kept it simple this time..an american internet comedian(the best on the web btw) and you still dont get it? probably never read it all...didnt ya? :roll:

or you just too thick to see the joke?

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:10 pm

Why does each joke require a separate thread?

pjammer66 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:14 pm

thought i'd start this joke thread with an american theme, seeing that european humour goes waaay over some ppl's heads here
seems that american humour is also a bridge too far for some....just checkin'

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:17 pm

Please stop. These jokes are an affront to humor, and should be relegated to their own single dank, festering, pestilent wasteland of a thread if you absolutely must post them.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:21 pm

You're too American, Jorge.

pjammer66 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:21 pm

Platypus=humour bypass.

pjammer66 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:22 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

You're too American, Jorge.

he's tryin' hard..isnt he? i did attach a warning to original post about reading...low attention span...guess who was the 1st who never read the warning? step forward Argentina..its your time to shine. :lol:

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:32 pm

Please stop. You're only embarrassing yourself. There's surely some other message board where this fresh content would be more appreciated, like some septuagenarian bulletin board, or a gardening supplies mailing list.

pjammer66 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:34 pm

c'mon Platypus..tell the world a joke and put all our doubts about you to rest...you do know one, right?

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:36 pm

Hold on, I'll start a new thread.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:36 pm

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It's not schtick.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:50 pm

What's going on here?

broken iris · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:29 am

Trolling on the internet? What have we come to!

Sounds like he just needs to put the light up higher, but the neighbor should be careful. Us Real Americans are paranoid about security, but we have also developed a love for guns and lawyers, both of which would come into play if the story was true.

pjammer66 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:14 pm

oh thankyou Broken iris...you've restored some of my faith here.actually read the joke instead of typing tripe on here like some. I salute you! you should travel...all the smart Americans travel and enrich the place...leave the stupid ones at home listening to themselves typing. You Know Who You Are !!! right fattypus.

viva la malvinas !!!!!.

nearly time for another joke thread.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:22 pm

Keep it up, pjammer66, you are a shining beacon of internet comedy. Hilarity all around.

pjammer66 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:29 pm

<<<<< is that you?

theplatypus · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:31 pm

No, man, I've come around. You've won me over. Keep regaling us with these gems. I'm looking forward to the next one.

An American Joke.

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