The diagnosis of schizophrenia has many subtypes! Here is just one of them:

Disorganized Subtype

As the name implies, this subtype’s predominant feature is disorganization of the thought processes. As a rule, hallucinations and delusions are less pronounced, although there may be some evidence of these symptoms. These people may have significant impairments in their ability to maintain the activities of daily living. Even the more routine tasks, such as dressing, bathing or brushing teeth, can be significantly impaired or lost.

Often, there is impairment in the emotional processes of the individual. For example, these people may appear emotionally unstable, or their emotions may not seem appropriate to the context of the situation. They may fail to show ordinary emotional responses in situations that evoke such responses in healthy people. Mental health professionals refer to this particular symptom as blunted or flat affect. Additionally, these people may have an inappropriately jocular or giddy appearance, as in the case of a patient who chuckles inappropriately through a funeral service or other solemn occasion.

People diagnosed with this subtype also may have significant impairment in their ability to communicate effectively. At times, their speech can become virtually incomprehensible, due to disorganized thinking. In such cases, speech is characterized by problems with the utilization and ordering of words in conversational sentences, rather than with difficulties of enunciation or articulation. In the past, the term hebephrenic has been used to describe this subtype.



I expect your reaction papers on my desk by Wednesday.

Why should I study this? I don't wanna be a cook!

Now Im going to get insult laden I I think its high time I do with you missy. YOu are a turd.
hey nasty cunt... do you masterbate to such violence. lol... you are a fucking terrible speciemen for a human being youre such jealous bitch... c'mon lets go cat fight because thats all you understand... yes youre a cunt...STILL and not even remotely funny with your nasty quips... shows how fucking stupid you really are

i actually laugh at your lactose intolerant self and your fear of leaving your computer because you have a sick fucking mind. lol.... you are a joke. You cant handle that some people are enamoured by my intense intellectual jibberish. funny or not... lol


wait I put an LOL are you going to rip off my head and shit down my neck like youve promised before


I laugh at your stupidity. Im actually laughing hysterically at how twisted and distorted your walnut for a brain is.

Who is a cook?

A cook.

man, when you pulled this same garbage, at least i was creative about calling you on it.

I know it's hypocritical to point fingers at the people who point fingers, but when we all march to the beat of the same different drummer, the steps start to come off like clockwork. I guess I'm saying we could stand to be nicer because when you're in a basement talking shit and interspersing it with speaking in namedrops and units, I must admit I'm not the best when on the defensive. I'd rather steal your whiskey than your heart in conversation. I'd rather break three strings a song than stick to a routine like I'm ripe for the picking after growing on a tree and then talk about the industry, cross-market positivity with vinyl nerds and brightly colored, quirky messy record sleeves. I'd rather be vomiting and I despise vomiting. Blugh.

But thanks for the beer. I appreciate your time but can we talk about something else? And if you really think that you and I are on the same page you can go ahead and fuck yourself. Because you've got coke and good looks, I've got overdue library books so let's be friends and change the subject now.

6 mg of Haldol 3 times a day and a monthly bilateral ECT treatment is the correct answer. Also, interviewing and testing to determine any comorbidity is obviously suggested, daily to start, with fading intrusiveness (based on client). Lastly, the presentation/ complications of substance abuse (self-medicating behaviors) should be expected and proactively addressed.

AL

Everyone should just make this their signature...

Are you proposing a cure?

and walnuts ARE brains by the way....Look at them!

Tonight was 'opening day' at Security Field where I'm working at the Fox Den for the baseball season. This was the first night that I worked in the store, and wow was it freaking busy. I sold so many blankets, sweatshirts, and beanies! This was because of fans that came to the game unprepared for the cold weather. I swear I must have sold over 100 blankets. At $32 a pop for a blanket? whewwww.


For the first 30 minutes after the gates opened they had bag pipes playing, which sort of made sense because earlier in the afternoon I wondered why the hell some guy would wear a kilt to the game considering how cold it was.

The highlight of my night was two guys that patronized the den. One was swapping out his Detroit Tigers cap for a Sky Sox cap. We talked about both having moved to Colorado and how we'll probably have to become Rockies fans now. I asked about which cap he would wear if both the Tigers and the Rocks go to the World Series, and he grinned and waved his Tigers hat at me as he went out the door.

Nice.


The second was a guy from southern MI. He was swapping out his Red Wings beanie for a Sox beanie. He told me about how his Irish grandparents got off the boat and found themselves in an all Polish neighborhood in Detroit, so that's how his family learned how to fight and play hockey. His uncle and another relative of his played for the Wings is what he told me. So I told him where I was from and he said "oh I know where that is! It's right here!" and he held up his hand and pointed right to the Saginaw Bay.

It was nice to talk to a couple of strangers with a familiar place in common.



Most retail jobs are grueling. But this one isn't. It's light hearted and fun.


To sum it up. I really really really hope I get to meet Fox the Sox at some point.

AL

SNIP, SNIP, SNIP...


Congratulations, you've just successfully described most of the posts on this board.

keep your snipping away from me, penis-envied harpy!

and I think it would be more grammitcally correct to write "penis envying" unless of course you're inferring I'm currently in possession of a dick. Which, while techically true, it isn't actually part of my reproductive system, and is instead upstairs watching the baseball game right now with it's respective owner...

I was assuming that "envied" was like "crazed." Iunno.

,jerk