it can be a real drag going to parties, seeing people you haven't seen for a long time, and having to make small talk. they always ask "what's new?", and whether anything worth mentioning is or not, it's hard to recall sometimes. i've come up with an invention that could solve these uncomfortable and needless interactions:
Small Talk Pants - a line of casual party pants with a small piece of 2x4 installed and hidden in the left thigh. next time someone asks you "what's new?", and you're at a loss for words, just rap on the wood and say, "welp, lost a leg to a shark last year vacationing in the bahamas!" it's a unique and interesting answer, and will surely break the ice!
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spike, this is better than any corduroy invention we thought up.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
btw, if anyone steals this idea, so help me God, i will hunt down your most sainted grandmother, slice her torso the long way, and let her severed head rot on a spike in my front yard.
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Spike wrote:
it can be a real drag going to parties, seeing people you haven't seen for a long time, and having to make small talk. they always ask "what's new?", and whether anything worth mentioning is or not, it's hard to recall sometimes. i've come up with an invention that could solve these uncomfortable and needless interactions:
Small Talk Pants - a line of casual party pants with a small piece of 2x4 installed and hidden in the left thigh. next time someone asks you "what's new?", and you're at a loss for words, just rap on the wood and say, "welp, lost a leg to a shark last year vacationing in the bahamas!" it's a unique and interesting answer, and will surely break the ice!
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
i'm in for the first pair off the line, spike.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
it can be a real drag going to parties, seeing people you haven't seen for a long time, and having to make small talk. they always ask "what's new?", and whether anything worth mentioning is or not, it's hard to recall sometimes. i've come up with an invention that could solve these uncomfortable and needless interactions:
Small Talk Pants - a line of casual party pants with a small piece of 2x4 installed and hidden in the left thigh. next time someone asks you "what's new?", and you're at a loss for words, just rap on the wood and say, "welp, lost a leg to a shark last year vacationing in the bahamas!" it's a unique and interesting answer, and will surely break the ice!
This made my father chuckle.
i'm sure he's been there a million times, fielding the same questions all night long, wanting to start making stuff up but not having the guts to. well, small talk pants give you those guts, and make you the most interesting person at the party!
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
Spike wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i'm in for the first pair off the line, spike.
test pilot!
you are a true american, c_b.
in fact, i volunteer to test them out at a social gathering of your choice before mass production.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:12 am Posts: 2279 Location: sd,ca
Spike wrote:
SFP wrote:
Spike wrote:
it can be a real drag going to parties, seeing people you haven't seen for a long time, and having to make small talk. they always ask "what's new?", and whether anything worth mentioning is or not, it's hard to recall sometimes. i've come up with an invention that could solve these uncomfortable and needless interactions:
Small Talk Pants - a line of casual party pants with a small piece of 2x4 installed and hidden in the left thigh. next time someone asks you "what's new?", and you're at a loss for words, just rap on the wood and say, "welp, lost a leg to a shark last year vacationing in the bahamas!" it's a unique and interesting answer, and will surely break the ice!
This made my father chuckle.
i'm sure he's been there a million times, fielding the same questions all night long, wanting to start making stuff up but not having the guts to. well, small talk pants give you those guts, and make you the most interesting person at the party!
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test pilot!
